We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol plot to keep property values in cities high, and morale low. We recorded this episode in person and got real silly, so listen in if you're a fan of business talk, genitalia jokes, best friends, and some meditations about the nature of labor. Fun!!

It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created the show Baywatch to make more people want to be lifeguards, and that the lifeguard shortage that basically ruined last summer is in fact due to the cancellation of said inexplicably popular show. Was Hasselhoff single-handedly keeping the lifeguard industry afloat? And will Alexis' memes make more Eastern European kids want to come here to protect our pools? Find out more on this week's episode.

Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and very serious swiftie Jess Svendsgaard is back on the pod to explain the theory that Taylor is queer and has been giving us hints all along, in her music, on her Instagram, and also by the way she kisses women on the mouth romantically in public. Is compulsory heterosexuality making music boring? Will Jess's birds ever become friends? And will this be the episode that finally drives Alexis to insist we never do a Taylor Swift episode again? Only time can tell...

We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you - the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex political machinations that might have lead to his assassination. Erin thinks that it wasn't just a rare form of cancer that took down Robert Nesta Marley, but that it was in fact the American government and network of operatives who wanted to preserve the status quo. Oh also a weird boot. Turn off your brain and listen to us talk about Jamaican post-revolutionary politics, wigs, nut allergies, milk, and of course, Rihanna.

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What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the greatest - comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something shocking about the origins of the octopus, ie that they hitched a ride to earth on a comet in a disgusting theory known as panspermia. This week we're chopping it up about octopodes, whether squid have smart, genitals both human and cosmic, and what the dang heck is going on under the sea.

Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we're diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the universe, and that the Powers That Be are trying to stop him from spreading the truth via homebrew nootropics and adaptogens. Will he shatter reality as we know it? Will everyone who listens venmo him thousands of dollars? And does Alexis' new book have the power to predict the future? All will be revealed.

Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we've been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis's new show she hosts with Ella McLeod. It's a fun, cozy show where Ella and Alexis chat about the animals in our lives, this particular episode Katelyn was our guest so it's extra good! We'll be back next week with more of our regularaly scheduled programming!

Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Monster Line! It's an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai, and it's set in a world where all monsters and cryptids and urban legends exist, and they all have personal problems they need help solving. Have a listen, subscribe if you like it, and stay tuned to hear about Alexis' new show next week!

We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a bunch of mental work, we just had a good ol' time! We give out some food recs, update you on our latest projects, and explain the podcasts we would make if we had the time/energy/will power. This is our last episode before we go on our annual dip in the pool for the summer o make sure you're following us on social media! Twitter: @lizardpeoplepod IG: @lizardpeoplepodcast

You hear it at the doctor's office, from your mom, even from bus ads - you've GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables really even a thing?? Our spectacularly funny pal Vic Michaelis stopped by the Lizard Lair to discuss the possibility that vegetables aren't real, we've been sold that lie by corporations, and we're being hoodwinked by - among others - those dang Obamas. Is the Dole company the most evil criminal syndicate America has ever known? Are potatoes tubers? And what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie? All these mysteries will be unraveled as we discuss the humble veggie.