It's the movie that changed horror forever, and made it ok to see inside someone's nostrils on the big screen. The Blair Witch Project was one of the biggest movies of the 90's - but what if it wasn't a movie at all? What if it was actually a genuine documentary and the filmmakers covered up the actual horror with clever marketing? WHAT IF?? Nina Concepcion is back in the Lizard Lair with a new addition to the Ninaverse - a theory that the Blair Witch Project was real as hell. Along the way we also cover some Elvis facts, discuss the nature of witches, kvetch about Hollywood, and Katelyn says the filthiest thing she's ever said in her life and Alexis is disappointed by it.

Yosemite! Bryce Canyon! Petrified Forest! The national parks are often called America's best idea - acres of untouched land in which visitors can experience true wild nature. Except that that's all TOTAL BS. Returning fave Patrick McDonald thinks there's a nefarious secret behind the creation of the national parks, one that was kept for decadey by famous outdoors guy Theodore Roosevelt. Patrick suspects that actually, TR created the parks to protect ordinary Americans from the thread of... the wendigo! Listen in for lots of spooky wendigo chat, discussions of hot and nasty eagly intercourse, lots of talk about everyone's mutual friend Mike, and the truth about badgers.

Your pals Alexis and Katelyn are just pal-ing around again this ep. And what better time to be with family than at Christmas! In this mini-ish episode, we get into the real story about Santa Claus, aka Saint Nick, aka Kris Kringle, aka Coca-Cola's most shameless shill. Alexis suspects that Ol Father Christmas is actually... old Jesus! There's a lot of evidence to consider, and along the way you'll hear the lots of other Santa nicknames, some incredibly blasphemous takes on the Bible, both of our feelings about The Witcher, and perhaps most important of all, the magical story of how Santa chose to use reindeer for his magical sleigh mobile. Ho ho ho, happy holidays little lizards!

Ok we had to bring Christiana back because our resident pop music expert (and genius podcast producer) has a take so fiery hot it will bring hundreds of 30-something women to their knees. Christiana thinks that one Taylor Swift, brilliant songwriter and master of the art of the celebrity breakup, lied to us. More specifically, that she lied to us about writing her seminal 10-minute long magnum opus All Too Well back in 2011. SHOCKING. Listen this is a niche one, but listen in for some Swiftiness, pop analysis, incredible scatting, rage at John Mayer, and Alexis being bored out of her gourd. It's a fun one!

Hark! Be not afraid, because we have a festive holiday ep coming your way! Our beloved Dave Child is back in the Lizard Lair, and he's got some pretty crazy ideas about cherubim, seraphim, and all the rest. Dave suspects that the feathery friends that announced Jesus' birth, and will be blowing the ol' trumpet at the end of days, are in fact interdimensional beings that travel between realms warning us about danger and giving us a heads up about pregnancies. Are they divine? Are they demonic? And might they just possibly be familiar to listeners of previous episodes as some kind of man-animal hybrid? Also, are they trying to sleep with us? All will be revealed in this extra-festive episode.

Chronic Lyme! It's less refreshing than it sounds. This week comedy writer Dana Bell stopped by with the inside story of the tick-borne illness that everyone's talking about. Where did it come from? Why did everyone suddenly start getting it in the 80's? And could it have anything to do with a secret Pentagon lab right next to the town where it was discovered? All these questions and more get sort of answered in this extra spicy ep. With bonus info on antibiotics and how they effect the bowels (spoiler: it's not great), drinks from the late 90's, the truth about Nixon, and a couple of mice that honestly deserve an Oscar.

You ever read the Bible? That thing's crazy. They're always talking about big gleaming clouds abducting people, and miraculous cures that are far too advanced for the time, and other futuristic things like extra fish. So it's not a huge leap of logic to start thinking about Jesus might have been a dang alien. Our guest this week is musician/composer/sound guy/dear friend of the family Grant Martz, and he's pretty dang passionate about the possibility that rather than being some omnipotent Sky Daddy, God is actually a collection of aliens who are doing a kind of bad job trying to save the human race. On this ep Alexis, Katelyn, and Grant get real real about religion, bigotry, jet skis, the nature of time, rocks, and how cool Jesus was.

It's a Very Special Episode this week folks - we're just hanging out and having fun! No guest, no theory, no rules. Since Katelyn didn't book anyone for this week, your two hosts decided to chat about conspiracy theories in the news and bring up some personal theories. We're covering everything, from the history of Sedona, AZ, to the death of JFK Jr., to what those kooky QAnon goofballs are up to these days, to whether ley lines are real or just something our hippie parents believed in for some reason. Kick back and relax because it's girl's night, and you're invited!

It's that time of year that makes you want to pop a tray of cookies in the oven, snuggle under some blankets, and snort a few lines of nutmeg. Just kidding please don't do that!! On this episode we're learning all about how one quaint British tv programme is the instigator of a devious plot to get us all high on a common household spice. Nick Casalini (of the delightful Muriel's Murders) is here to explain the shocking links between the Great British Baking Show, and the compound in nutmeg that gets people gonged as hell (and also makes them poop and pass out). He suspects GBBO may just be a delivery system for a drug that will keep us all complacent and distracted while the Global Elites rob us blind. And along the way we'll hear about the history of the spice trade, 'modern slavery', and Nick's absolutely bonkers nutmeg experience. Cozy!

He's back! That's right, Stephen King is the subject of an episode once again. And ol Tricky Stevie is being accused... of murder! Or, well, maybe manslaughter. The wildly talented Nikki Osborne is on the 'cast this week to talk about the theory that Stephen King deliberately caused the death of Stanley Kubrick. Why? Because he freakin hated his adaptation of The Shining. And he may have had a point! We're really getting into it this week, with some film theory, another bad take from Katelyn about art, a discussion of diseases of the heart, and of course a heaping helping of love for Shelley Duvall.