Love Island: The Debrief

Every day is hump day if your name is Officer Mike.

Arielle has another one of her best pals sitting in Kem's seat this morning - it's Luke Franks! Jordan and Rebecca (fresh off the jet - btw) are also here to spill the tea on their time in the villa. Don't worry, we made sure there was no avocado toast within a two mile radius of the studio before Rebecca got here.

The Newsplash challenge was SAVAGE. How do we think our Islanders are going to deal with the fall out? It looks like there are going to be a couple of arguments in tonight's episode. Eeeeek.

Mike and Priscilla went to the hideaway. There was cream involved. Do we need to say anything more? It was a lot.

So, what do we think about Shaughna getting the feels for Luke M? It kinda came out of nowhere - but we're kinda here for it. Rebecca and Jordan give us the low down on what they think of that potential pairing...

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY TOMORROW. This is your final call if you want to get a Crush Club shout out in before the big day - email us at [email protected]!

Really glad that Jess and Ched didn't p-p-p-pick up a penguin on their date. It would have been very cruel to take them away from their natural habitat.

WE HAVE ANOTHER SCOT IN THE VILLA! TELL THE CATERING TEAM THAT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TATTIE SCONES!!!

Kem's away, so Munroe Bergdorf is in the studio with Arielle to debrief last night's rumpy pumpy action.

We've officially said au revoir to Nas and Eva, and obvs - we've got villa exclusives for you! We caught up with both of them after they were dumped to see how they were feeling.

Arielle's thrilled with the abundance of Scottish Islanders this series. Jamie took Shaughna and Demi for wine tasting dates - but did they actually have time do any wine tasting with all that flirting?! Who do we think got on with him better? And is he going to step on any toes?

Luke T was MAJORLY PRANGING when Demi was out on her date... and then it got even more confusing when Demi snogged him. We're going to need some glasses because Demi is very hard to read.

Mike. Foot pump. Need we say any more? We know who to call if we need any repairs on our bikes...

We finally have an update for our Crush Club proposal - is it good news? If you want to shoot your shot, or if you have a special Valentine's Day message, email us on [email protected]

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Hope you can all look your eighty-year-old Nana in the eyes after that challenge ;)

You've failed your driving test. Here's a bit of feedback for next time - take off the blindfold before you get into the car.

Matt Richardson is in the studio with Arielle and Kem this morning - and he's here for business.

We were sad to see four Islanders leave last night. Rebecca, Jordan, Nas and Eva received the least votes from the public and got dumped. Kem was especially sad to see his main man Nas leave (but he's secretly pleased that he will be able to meet him sooner - every cloud has a silver lining!)

Rebecca and Jordan have left us some voice notes to let us know how they are feeling after they got dumped. Is there a future for them? Maaaaaaaaaybe not.

BUT there's a new couple in town - Lemi is a thing and we are here for it! Creds go to Luke T and Siannise for being the ultimate cupids. That's true friendship.

We also discuss the Girl Racers challenge, and safe to say - we won't be asking any of the girls for a lift any time soon.

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Hope you are enjoying your morning toast! (not code)

Evening plans? Oh, nothing big - just Sean Paul performing on a stage on top of a swimming pool in a massive mansion in Cape Town. It's going to be a quiet one.

Kem and Arielle are starting off the week with a bang - Danielle Vanier is in the studio this morning to discuss last night's villa action.

Paige and Finn are OFFICIAL! How cute was his speech?! And all our other Islanders were cheering them on - we love to see it!

Something we didn't love to see was Natalia and Luke M calling things off - should she have told him sooner? What's next for Luke M, will he ever be lucky in love?

Siannise and Luke T spent a night in the hideaway - and it got very spicy... there were feathers. But did they use the handcuffs?

We play everyone's favourite snog-based guessing game, Who's That Behind The Snog! Kem tests Danielle and Arielle if they can recognise our Islanders' smooches.

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Going to go now and have a small cry because Shaughna didn't couple up with Sean Paul. Shaughna Paul 4 eva.

Hello, is that 999? We would like to report a theft. It's Demi - she's been robbed of her time with Nas.

Arielle and Kem have the lovely Georgia Kousoulou in the studio this morning. Georgia's been getting a lot of messages saying that she looks like Shaughna - we think they would make a gorgeous badass duo.

We discuss how well Shaughna held it together after last night's recoupling - what's going to happen at that well awks hang out between her and Molly? Poor Shaughna :(

Demi and Nas settled things with a VERY mature chat - but then Nas snogged Eva right in front of her. Poor Demi :(

There's a lot of Islanders in the villa now... you could say it's going to GET BUSY when Sean Paul heads into the villa for the PARTY OF A LIFETIME on Sunday. He's even left us a very special message - our lives have officially been MADE. Is there still time to get us on a flight out to Cape Town to join in?

We had a very special Crush Club today - if you want to join in, email us on [email protected]! Cute as heck.

See ya Monday morning for another week of Love Island action - if you've missed anything this week, you can catch up on ITV Hub!

That was a big moment. There were tears. Josh, Alexi, George, Biggs, Jamie and Jade - we will remember you forever. Always in our hearts.

Radio 2 legend Richie Anderson is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning, and we couldn't have asked for anyone better to break down all the drama.

THAT. RECOUPLING. WAS. ICONIC.

The two villas came back together in the reunion of a lifetime - what is going to happen now?! We break down what happened last night - there are some super cute new couples, and some of our original couples have stayed loyal but Shaughna and Demi are now single pringles :(

We can't WAIT to see what happens next - be there on ITV2 at 9pm to see the aftermath. Yikes.

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"This town ain't Biggs enough for the both of us" said Ched

It's a series three reunion because Kem and Arielle have Montana Brown in the studio this morning!

So, it looks like tonight's reunion is going to be p r e t t y savage. We're going to be watching from behind the sofa (but secretly loving the drama - let's be honest)

Let's break it down - we have The Swayers, like Nas who is getting his head turned by Eva, and Callum who has LOST HIS HEAD over Molly. Still slightly traumatised after that snog, is there any going to Shaughna after that?

On the other hand, we have The Stayers who want to stick with their original couples. BUT anything could happen - cancel all your plans and be there on ITV2 at 9pm tonight to see the two villas get back together. Popcorn at the ready, peeps.

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Why don't we all just get together after this and play a nice friendly round of the put your body parts on the emoji mat and then lick each others' necks game? Nobody?! Okay :(

Anyone fancy scrambled heads for breakfast?

Kem and Arielle have a full feast of Islanders for you this morning - Wallace, Sophie and Leanne are all here (and they're all gorgeous btw)

We play our favourite time capsule game with the Islanders to see if they predicted their own time in the villa correctly. Wallace addresses #avocadogate, Sophie talks dates with Connor and Leanne weighs in on Mike's mad moves.

This series has confirmed Kem's theory that it's always the boys who misbehave in Casa Amor. We're sending all our love and support to Shaughna for when the two villas come together - are hearts going to break?

Can we talk about Siannise in the raunchy races? She really always does the most (except for when she has to kiss Biggs, when she keeps her mouth firmly SHUT) Last night, Casa Amor and the Main Villa went head to head and it was a very good excuse for our Islanders to get some cheeky snogs in with the newbies, and some toe sucking - a lil treat for Finley there.

Oh and for some reason, we all start talking about rice. Love Island cookbook anyone?

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OK NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO JUMP IN THE POOL.

Just looked in the Spanish dictionary, and apparently the direct translation of "Casa Amor" is "house where all our lovely couples completely lose their heads and start flirting with a bunch of mega-fit strangers and really stress us out for a whole week" - so it's quite an accurate name, tbh.

Dr Alex is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning - and we are GLAD he's here because not only has he survived Casa Amor, but he can also give us some medical advice to help us re-attach our heads after last night's episode.

We break down the new Islanders, and do a deep dive into who has their eyes on who. We discuss the best techniques for someone heading into the villa - should they keep their options open or go all out for one person?

Are heads going to turn? Callum looks pretty interested in Molly, meanwhile back at The Villa Shaughna's stressing out, but don't worry, because model Josh is laying it on thick with her. And what about our man Nas... do we think he could be swayed by any of the new girls? Nooooooo!!!!

There are no saliva cocktails on the menu at the podcast studio this morning - we got sufficiently put off last night... but what a way to get to know the newbies, eh?!

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Literally only on Love Island would you see someone getting annoyed that their partner chose to snog them rather than marry them...

Arielle's away, so Kem has Nadia Jae in the studio to discuss who snogged who, who married who and who got well and truly pied last night - AND because we love you so much, singer-songwriter Declan J Donovan comes in for a chat after having his single played on the show!

We said goodbye to Wallace and Sophie last night in a savage double dumping. The Islanders had a very difficult decision to make, but they chose to save Mike and Rebecca. We grabbed a villa exclusive (oooooh!!) and caught up with both of them after they were dumped... most importantly - is Sophie going to crack back on with OG Connor!

Jess and Luke T called it a day, and Mad Moves Mike swooped in faster than the speed of light - and they had a SNOG. As Shaughna said... the devil works fast but Big Mike Moves faster. Do we think it has legs?

We also discuss #spoongate and which Islanders we would snog, marry and pie.

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Make sure you're watching ITV2 at 9pm tonight because it's time for Casa Amor - will what happens on tour stay on tour?