Saint Valentine. Done to death. Commercialised. Boring. The basic bitch of love saints if we've ever heard of one.

Santes Dwynwen. Celtic princess. Animal lover. Doesn't make you wait until February to celebrate the big L. We know which patron saint of the heart has ours and we thought we'd give you all another chance to educate yourselves before the big day.

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