Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. 

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0:00 Just a friendly reminder 

7:07 The biggest loser documentary 

26:16 Cruel prank 

28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?

32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances 

37:57 Siamese twins only one gay 

42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes 

44:41 Sad video about online safety 

50:30 “The strip search prank”

58:08 The time Luke was abused

1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”

1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police 

1:20:36 Murder rate England 

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. 

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0:00 “I was in hospital”

5:01 Pete Calls hid dad 

6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E

8:12 “Doctors find me” 

9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed”

14:48 “I was traumatised”

18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital 

20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic” 

22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum?

26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit 

36:31 “My boner in hospital”

41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money”

48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused 

50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man

52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest 

57:24 When they want you to stop them

1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work 

1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees?

1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour 

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On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?

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On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?

0:00 Intro 

2:46 Naked Photos of my mum

5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos 

11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR

14:19 Stoping good people from helping 

20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera 

27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome 

37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex 

42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv 

47:51 When you see someone’s private photos 

49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?

51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick

59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?

1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house 

1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners

1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism 

1:14:07 we are all getting old 

1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart 

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.

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0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m

13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy 

28:24 Am I insecure?

29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor 

39:09 P*rn websites be I.d 

44:25 Science behind why we cheat 

50:11 Back to magazines 

52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away 

57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?

1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “

1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”

1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem 

1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol

1:17:55 Back to the dilemma 

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On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma  about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.

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0:00 intro 

3:04 Cheating CEO

16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating

20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy

25:17 CEO made a statement 

27:38 “My friend was cheated on”

31:42 I just want a good woman 

39:35 When your girlfriend proposes

44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”

48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”

58:02 Donating organs 

1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him 

1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past 

1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted” 

1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.

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0:00 Intro 

2:26 A Fly flew into my boxers

4:24 I flooded my neighbours flat 

7:04 He got given the flat for free from his boss

8:39 Self cleaning vagina 

10:03 Yeast infection 

12:30 “Sounds like you don’t like vaginas”

15:36 Conor mcgreggor cheating again

24:48 If you could would you have other women?

29:48 women’s problem with dating 

36:02 Is my boyfriend a pedo?

43:03 You can’t always listen to your friends

52:36 Is my age gap too big?

54:53 I witnessed someone having a heart attack 

56:41 How do I initiate dominance in the bedroom?

1:09:23 When sex isn’t a big deal

1:12:25 When a woman try’s to destroy your relationship 

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On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.

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0:00 Shout out to our community with a special thanks 

13:24 Diddy

15:21 Racist law 

18:15 He didn’t start out like this 

18:56 Could we become monsters?

21:40 Do I want my wife to be filthy?

24:53 Doing things you don’t like to keep him happy

26:28 We are not victim blaming 

31:22 If I get scammed am I in the wrong for being stupid?

35:52 Powerful men can be vulnerable too

38:15 When your Ex is more dirty after you break-up

40:26 Explaining sex outside the bedroom sounds bad 

41:59 Downgrading your lifestyle feels like a punishment 

46:48 How does diddys life change now + O.J Simpson 

48:53 Brian Kohberger + Should internet history be used as evidence?

1:07:01 Dilemma: Should I Ghost him?

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.

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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 

21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 

28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 

30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 

34:08 Am being too timid?

37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

42:09 Outgrowing your friends

49:37 Pete’s Dad  

53:06 Urine of a diabetic 

53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 

59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 

1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

1:14:30 A life of risk 

1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 

1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 

1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 

1:34:43 Some people never change 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. 

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0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist 

8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF

12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you

16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?

21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)

22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men

26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)

28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group

46:05 Hobo-Sexual 

52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues 

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On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. 

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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 

21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 

28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 

30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 

34:08 Am being too timid?

37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

42:09 Outgrowing your friends

49:37 Pete’s Dad  

53:06 Urine of a diabetic 

53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 

59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 

1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

1:14:30 A life of risk 

1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 

1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 

1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 

1:34:43 Some people never change 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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