Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks  

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat 

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks 

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety 

27:03 dealing with death 

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story 

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother 

45:21 fake taxi 

47:15 back to the words 

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad 

58:30 more words 

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person 

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny 

1:13:19 more words 

1:17:17 bad sex 

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words 

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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?

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0:00 we’ve had some complaints 

3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year 

7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything 

10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas 

23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms

24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?

29:06 life must look different from the top 

31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new 

34:07 when someone says something racist by accident 

36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous 

54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling 

57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with 

1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back 

1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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(audio Version)

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

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0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

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0:00 Tour news 

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land 

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out. 

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years 

12:33 living with your dad and not talking 

18:00 the courage to be disliked 

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger 

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless 

35:26 the adoption process is weird 

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong 

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma 

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours? 

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.

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0:00 Intro 

5:04 Life expectancy 

10:12 Gay Wool clothing 

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed 

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male  partner 

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped  

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws. 

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On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?” 

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0:00 We are on Tour

2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”

16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it

25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std 

35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history 

42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested  

45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong 

54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?

1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it 

1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones 

1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has. 

1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women” 

29:38 The boys test their flexibility 

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime 

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score 

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying 

1:09:25 “The comedy end game” 

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.

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0:00 Tour Info

2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison 

6:21 Tv is so fake 

8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker 

18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico  

21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men 

24:19 Getting robbed on holiday 

27:56 Racist friend but only to the men 

29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it!

39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place 

42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians 

50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future 

57:01 horoscopes 

1:02:28 back to flat earther 

1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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