Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet episodes

  • He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this?

    7:02 walking on eggshells at your job 

    10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others?

    14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by…

    20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality?

    31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful?

    34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster?

    38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working 

    46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much 

    53:32 weird socks 

    Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know?

    1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1 hr 16 min
  • Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183

    On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian. 


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 posh people speaking slang 

    7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me

    10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert 

    25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish 

    34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”

    37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?

    42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”

    47:37 white women rapping 

    50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt 

    54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?

    57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”

    1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”

    1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    1 hr 37 min
  • BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182

    On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀

    6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble 

    15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?

    18:32 health is the most important thing 

    23:31 feeling obligated after a favour 

    29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”

    36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”

    39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”

    40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident 

    58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?

    1:08:07 smuggling drugs 


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 17 min
  • Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181

    On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss

    7:04 Epstein and Elon 

    13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle 

    17:50 Epstein emails 

    24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?

    29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family 

    34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?

    37:32 turning down an MBE

    44:18 biggest tragedy in America

    52:51 we are like animals 

    59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    1 hr 19 min
  • Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180

    On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 introducing the girls 

    5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”

    9:06 “condoms are an ick”

    15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about

    19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp 

    22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?

    26:13 women fall in love easier then men

    34:37 The prank that made her cry

    36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other 

    43:49 piercings 

    48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂

    49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s  dating a brown man”

    57:40 how measure penis length 

    59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”

    1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    1 hr 13 min
  • “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete

    On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 

    13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”

    16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?

    30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”

    43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 

    47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 

    53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 

    54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 

    1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 

    13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”

    16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?

    30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”

    43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 

    47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 

    53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 

    54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 

    1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?



    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1 hr 32 min
  • Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete

    This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 its chaotic in here 

    2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”

    6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 

    21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 

    26:07 dwarfs can fight 

    27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 

    29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 

    31:02 sex on tour 

    34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  

    38:14 being on job seekers allowance 

    43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 

    48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 

    50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”

    1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 

    1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?

    1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food 


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1 hr 30 min
  • Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete

    The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:

    mum or wife — who’s number one?

    Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 Tour details

    4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman 

    10:18 Attraction vs trust 

    16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you

    22:32 Sending messages to wrong person 

    26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn

    30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)

    1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce 

    1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma

    1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching 


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 46 min
  • “Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete

    This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.


    0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke 

    3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum

    26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover 

    37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money 

    46:26 how do you let a friendship die?

    1:12:59 family members who want money 

    1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much 


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    1 hr 33 min
  • The secret to a long, happy marriage (it’s not what you think) | EP175 Luke & Pete

    What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
    (It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)

    Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.

    And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.

    Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy 

    9:53 letting strangers into your life 

    11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage 

    19:54 Life after fame 

    24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan 

    26:44 child stars + not working 

    35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys 

    43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters 

    46:48 “are we narcissists?”

    51:52 “I hold grudges”

    57:25 I can’t make new friends 

    1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying 

    1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver 


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