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  • What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete

    On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. 




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    0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 

    22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?

    32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 

    36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?

    41:48 would you kill for 10 million 

    49:06 honesty or loyalty?

    50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?

    56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend 

    1 hr 11 min
  • “The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete

    This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. 


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    0:00 intro 

    4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)

    7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 

    9:57 back to the ultimatum 

    37:17 is beauty overrated?

    42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 

    45:35 why are people so mean in comments 

    58:37 using childhood nicknames as men 

    1 hr 18 min
  • “He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete

    This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.


    There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.


    As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.



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    0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 

    6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 

    14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 

    27:33 back to dilemma 

    37:11 channel U

    44:27 I’m scared of fame 

    52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it

    Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete

    The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast


    Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.


     Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.


    With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.


    Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.


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    0:00 they diss our studio 

    3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 

    4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”

    8:03 tell them about the live show 

    12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 

    29:24 sextapes 

    33:07 having kids is hard 

    35:53 love island (tv show) 

    38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?

    39:58 getting work done (surgery) 

    41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject 

    41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 

    46:12 do you believe in god?

    53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)

    1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”

    1:08:21 what would you rather?

    1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?

    1:17:40 who should be paying?

    1:27:34 funny or fit?

    1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?

    1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?

    1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”


    1 hr 59 min
  • Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete

    On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.


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    0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 

    25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 

    30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 

    40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right

    53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 

    1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?

    1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects  

    1 hr 34 min
  • Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.


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    0:00 intro 

    3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”

    15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”

    19:42 AirPod air wax

    24:48 “the president of the uk”

    27:32 only smart people should vote 

    34:49 being a ruler of a new planet 

    57 min
  • "We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete

    Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. 


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    0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions 

    5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare 

    15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid 

    25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels 

    50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

    1 hr 9 min
  • “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.


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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”

    8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…

    12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street 

    27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office 

    37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life 

    41:22 how do famous people date?

    53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

    1 hr 11 min
  • “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete

    This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.


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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t 

    3:24 are you happy with your life?

    11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health 

    15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?

    53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?

    1 hr 15 min
  • “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?


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    0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget 

    16:43 “signs I’m getting old”

    21:01 so hot the cameras shut off 

    22:25 confrontational tv host 

    27:43 people from American South 

    31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)

    38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport 

    50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?

    51:20 “my grandad cheated”

    52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church 

    1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?

    1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”

    1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister 

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


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    1 hr 33 min

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