Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Raphael Honigstein and Tom Williams try and wrap their heads around some of the most remarkable games we’ve seen in years.

Man United’s Champions League status hangs by a thread after a 4-3 defeat in Copenhagen, a game that turned on a first-half red for Rashford.

Crazier still was the first defeat of the season for Spurs, whose 9-man high line was eventually exploited by a Chelsea side doing lots of stupid things themselves. But are the Blues getting to grips with what Pochettino wants ahead of the visit of Man City this weekend?

Plus Loftus-Cheek, Jorginho and an in-depth debate on the prawn sandwich.

Produced by Charlie Jones.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Copenhagen 4-3 Man United (02.30)

• PART 2: The rest of the Champions League midweek (18.00)

• PART 3: Tottenham 1-4 Chelsea (30.00)

• PART 4: The prawn sandwich brigade (46.00)

• PART 5: The rest of the Premier League weekend (51.00)

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