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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the hilariously unfiltered Mark Normand! The episode kicks off with farts and sharts as Mark shares the horrifying tale of sharting on a date right after letting one rip at the top of the show.

The Bears talk about parenthood, including Mark's brand-new baby, Tom's kids telling gay jokes, the absolute chaos of tiny humans mimicking adult behavior, and the innocence of youth. They next dive into Tom Cruise’s intensity, his popcorn-eating habits, and whether the man who saved cinema is also just a little…off. Then they go deep on comedy life: struggling in New York, open mics, internet haters, and the brutal truth that even legends get roasted.

Mark also shares more about life as a Brooklyn dad, falling asleep to podcasts, his time as a janitor, and a wild Copenhagen strip club story courtesy of Bert Kreischer. The conversation also hits on Tim Dillon's CNN moment, Sam Morril, Joe List, Vyvanse brain boosts, and weird dudes trying to get into business with Tom’s old corn star neighbor. Buckle up, queef it up, and enjoy!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 292

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:35 - Sharts & Babies

00:05:08 - Tom Cruise

00:13:42 - Dad Stuff

00:20:12 - COMEDY!

00:27:22 - Hate From The Internet

00:33:42 - New York Comedy Scene

00:38:46 - Gay For Bert

00:44:41 - Conquering New York

00:51:03 - Right Man For The Job

01:00:10 - Texas

01:03:34 - Wrap Up