The Bravo Cinematic Universe was ROCKED this week when the Haunting of Bravo’s Chat Room curse finally caught up to fan-favorite Porsha Williams! Are we all dreaming? Is this just an elaborate hoax to drum up attention for the next season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, or is Porsha Williams actually engaged to Simon “$40,000,000” Guobadia after (supposedly) dating for one month? I discuss this, along with the shows that ended this week (Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, and Real Housewives of Dallas), the ones that finaled (Married at First Sight and Real Housewives of New Jersey), fan favorite Married to Medicine, and the second episode of the new season of Real Housewives of New York. Grab your inhaler, pick up a jug of purified water, and get in here!

Timestamps are as follows:

4:10 - Real Housewives of Atlanta… sorta? Not really.

12:10 - Real Housewives of Dallas (featuring comments from Kaya from “Bravo While Black,” Semajh from “Me I Am: Cancelled,” and Josh from “Bravo Boyfriends”)

27:40 - Married at First Sight finale (quickie)

29:00 - Married to Medicine (featuring Atlanta comments from JV from Chicago)

44:25 - Summer House (quickie; featuring comments from JV from Chicago)

48:55 - Real Housewives of New York (featuring comments from Kaya from “Bravo While Black” and Eugene from “Problem Addict”)

1:06:30 - Real Housewives of New Jersey finale

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