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TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars

The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being attacked from the skies. Megyn Kelly goes on the offensive and rightfully shames Alicia Keys for expressing an interest in paragliding while wearing a green (Hamas) jacket

Finally: Chicago looks at starting a city-run grocery store to fill the gaps left by the big-box retailers leaving the area. We talk through the idea and have some fun watching the right-wing confront an actual left-wing project for once.

TODAY: We look at a successful (!) protest to shut down a recruitment office for a weapons manufacturing firm that makes 80% of the drones for Israeli's effort against Gaza and who advertises "field tested" weapons (field tested against Palestinians, that is).

We look at the right's responses to the successful action to better underastand those who would take the side of war profiteers and firms that help governments supress their populations.

Also: DeSantis finally takes off the gloves and accuses Trump praising Hezbolla, after the former president calls them "very smart" while dunking on Netanyahu. We discuss the profound leadership it takes to use the 2016 Hillary playbook against Trump in 2024.

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Music:

Yo La Tengo - Today is the Day

This week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV

Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments in the media.

Finally: There's another Biden penis in town and we all have to see it for some reason.

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TODAY: Militants break free from Gaza and into Israel, gunning down military members and civilians alike. We discuss this in the context of the ongoing occupation and imprisonment of the Palestinian people, and why such a people may not be concerned with military codes of conduct

Also: The Young Guns have finally fallen as Kevin McCarthy is embarrassingly ousted from his role as Speaker of the House by Matt Gaetz, 6 other republicans, and the Democrats. We discuss the disparate reactions from responsible republicans and the base

Finally: an AI chatbot tells a lonely Sith-lord to kill the Queen of England, as new details emerge about the 2021 attempt on the monarch's life

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Music:

Cave In - Seafrost

Wham! - Young Guns

Tortoise - Six Pack

TODAY: Alex has a weird work story, and Tony has a Cool BMW Guy Story. Also: we ask Jay-Z for some money and he lectures us about socialism and Finally: Pink throws an audience member out for protesting circumcision, and we learn just how deep the rabbit hole goes... Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this episode and hundreds more

TODAY: Alexander interviews WGA member and strike captain Olga Lexell about the union's successful 5-month long strike: what worked and why

She shares examples of how class consciousness can arise during strike actions like this, and how previous organizing within the BLM movement may have helped foster our current strike wave.

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TODAY: we cook up a new American vigilante to wipe these filthy streets clean; then, we peer into the Jordan B Peterson Classically Liberal Discussion Facebook Group for some Discussion and Ideas and do not come back disappointed.

Also: Putin makes the Canadian Parliament give a standing ovation to a 98 year old Nazi, and we examine both the apologia and apology of the aftermath.

Finally: Trump woke up this morning and got himself a gun. Well, he didnt. But you can f*cking imagine what it would be like if he did. Liberal head explosions in 3...2...1...

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We're officially back from vacation and I swear we'll stop talking about it soon, but we had a lot of fun thanks to you guys and we're excited to do it again soon.

Our two main stories today both concern food and the uniquely American derangement surrounding it:

First, we have a white asshole destroying an alleged immigrant's fruit stand on camera, and we look at the members of the right wing openly supporting this kind of direct action.

Second, a free/cheap cheeseburger day triggers a wave of conspiracy theories, from lab-grown meat to COVID poisoning. We explore the belief system that would get Americans to stop eating Burger for even one day.

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Music:

Bear Vs Shark - Campfire

TODAY: We're back, baby. It's a short episode, but boy is it sweet

We finally get Justice for Boebert as we find out her "theater date" was more likely a setup concocted by a secret Democrat agent. Is there nothing these people won't do?

Also: accusations of serious sex crimes drop against Russell Brand, and the right wing collectively decides he seems too upstanding for any of that

Last but not least: The Ballad of Based Dirt hits a dissonant chord, as a moderator tries to meme the group into being anti-racist. It's does not go well.

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ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)

We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology.

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