Today's Morons in the News indirectly features a celebrity who was arrested up on his re-entry into the United States. What is he being charged for? A carjacker in Texas got a serious serving of car-ma after he stole an elderly woman's car. A Minnesota man is facing charges after he harassed a hotel employee with a wand. Shorty Shane, Buck, and Effie join MJ and the crew to talk about the new dryer video. 

Some airlines are taking back some banished customers now that mask rules are relaxed. Have any MJ Morning Show listeners ever been banned from an airline? Gangs are targeting these individuals, and MJ hopes they don't make their way to Florida. A video has gone viral after an 8-year-old was detained by police for allegedly stealing a bag of chips. Where do listeners stand on the controversy? Is Barry Manilow okay? After being admitted to the COVID-cabana, there still isn't an update on his condition.

Two people in Florida were arrested after wedding guests were given food laced with THC. Espresso martinis are gaining popularity at the bars, but doctors are weighing in on the caffeinated drink. Speaking of alcohol, how does alcohol just go missing? American Airlines has some explaining to do. The Depp v. Heard lawsuit is heating up, with unbelievable details about their marriage coming out every day. What's the latest?

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News broke early this morning about an officer who was shot at a Circle K in Pinellas Park. MJ has the details on what went down. Today's Morons in the News features someone who goes far beyond the tendencies of a porch pirate... This person stole a lot more than just one package! A woman comes to the rescue after MJ asks if any laundromat owners will let Shorty Shane and Fester record a new PSA video. There's an update on the man who was caught throwing whipped cream in strangers faces in South Carolina... Apparently the suspect is still at large.

Roxanne got an angry e-mail from a listener about her parenting skills. Roxanne also reveals that she thinks her daughter is an amazing singer, in the least stage-mom way possible. MJ and the crew play an audio bite of her daughter singing. A video is making rounds after Bill O'Reilly, former Fox News host, was seen yelling at a JetBlue gate attendant at an airport. But this isn't the first time he's had a blow up. Fester and his wife Alyson noticed there might be a violin scam around the Bay area. Have listeners noticed this too?

Froggy finds an old crank radio show when he pretended to have a monkey co-host. A tiger chomped down on a Florida man's arm after he entered an enclosure. Why did he do it? There's update on the fire that broke out at a Home Depot in California. It's time for another edition of... What Did MJ's Neighbor Order on Uber Eats? Can MJ and the crew listen to a full clip of a podcast host and Kim Kardashian speaking in vocal fry?

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MJ teased something about Florida yesterday, but can the rest of the crew remember what it was about? Turns out, Florida lands on the top 10 list for this! MJ had a hectic experience at the post office yesterday, but he revealed a hack that got him in and out way faster than most people. Today's Morons in the News features a Jacksonville woman who was selling making fake IDs at her place of work, and a new driver who ran over tombstones!

There is a fire weather warning for several Tampa Bay counties today. Roxanne brought in a new toy she's obsessed with, and wants to use it on other members of the show. News came out that Britney Spears got a speeding ticket, but MJ wants to know if any cop listeners would give Britney Spears a ticket. One cop reveals that he has pulled over a famous Tampa Bay area resident before. How did that go? Do you know what sex-somnia is? You might want to listen to the definition, because you might have this. From Froggy Productions... It's Hal Herman Heardle! Listeners must guess the song with a one, two, and three beat clue. This week, it's the '90s!

The federal mask mandate for transportation has become null and void after a Tampa judge struck down on it yesterday. Now, masks on airlines aren't required. The "Cash Me Outside" girl recently just bought a home with cold hard cash. How in the world did she score millions of dollars?

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Roxanne says she's changed her sleeping habits, but this has affected how she dreams. She even admits to dreaming about a member of the MJ Morning Show. Today's Morons in the News features a man who wreaked havoc at Target with a hatchet. The wheels on a Michigan school bus are doing more than just going 'round and 'round. A local man was caught exposing himself at Wawa, and it turns out it's a Wawa Fester frequents. 

After getting the no-go from Steve Triple Nipple Triplett, MJ asks listeners if Fester and Shorty Shane should re-do the laundromat dryer video. MJ went to the Bon Jovi concert on Friday, and he noticed a few things about the show. They're magically delicious! It turns out the FDA is opening an investigation on the supposed Lucky Charms illnesses. What happened after a kindergartener in Michigan brought tequila to school? Breaking football news could only mean one thing... Do you think the gang knows what it could be?

New regulations have rolled out for off-duty New Jersey cops and marijuana. Speaking of marijuana, a daycare owner got fired after kids got into a stash of THC-laced goldfish. What happens after a guy who told his boss he doesn't want a surprise party at work gets one anyway? An almost half-million dollar settlement! SNL brought an old commercial to life again with Lizzo as host and musical guest. Roxanne has started her ProLon diet with MJ and Michelle, and she's already angry.

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Why does Roxanne want to thank members of the show? Today's Morons in the News comes straight out of Largo. What does Tropical Smoothie have to do with a stabbing? One Morons in the News story leads to a debate about which type of whipped cream is better. Who do you agree with? MJ posted an insanely awkward picture with Bon Jovi yesterday.

A woman is seeking help after her brother was involved in a hit and run incident. Where is the video? MJ still doesn't have approval to publish the laundromat video, but he does have a plan in the works. MJ plays the audio of the woman who got ran over 3 times and lived. Is what Pat Sajak said to Vanna White offensive? Listeners call up MJ and the crew to explain their thoughts.

MJ is really curious about the food that his neighbors are ordering on DoorDash, and wants to make a segment out of it. About a week ago, MJ took a video of a woman who got news about an available kidney while on her flight to Tampa. She speaks with MJ and the crew about her experience live in the studio. This person really got arrested AGAIN? Can the gang guess who it is based on the MJ Morning Show Daily Double clue? Amy Schumer said she's received death threats based on a joke she told at the Oscars.

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Yesterday's shoot with Fester and Shorty Shane was a DISASTER. A man from Brooklyn is claiming he caught the suspected man of shooting people on the New York subway. But he doesn't stop talking! His story might contradict the reports from the NYPD. Today's Morons in the News features someone who crashed into a smoke shop, and a woman who said she sells meth because she can't find a real job.

Naples police say they arrested a drunk sunburned man after he allegedly berated kids at the beach. What's going on with all of these law enforcement impersonation stories? There is another one making headlines! Fester and Shorty Shane address the entire situation that happened at the laundromat yesterday. What started as a meaningful PSA about the dangers of putting children in dryers, ended in a call to 911 and an (almost) battery charge! So how did the entire thing go down? And how did management get involved?

Mark Wahlburg says his kids are embarrassed by him for his past. Which movie prop do you think he's kept all of these years? The gang tries to guess which famous person has COVID in the MJ Morning Show COVID-Heardle.

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Fester has a video shoot scheduled with Shorty Shane to show the dangers of tumbling around in a dryer. But Fester is concerned about the segment. Today's Morons in the News features a Florida man who allegedly bought 11 Gibson Les Paul guitars after he scammed and old lady, and another man who allegedly impersonated a DEA agent to get a discount at Wendy's. Why is a customer from Dunkin' trying to sue? This might work if this was the '90s.

Gilbert Gottfried passed away at the age of 67 yesterday, and there is a haunting photo of the last 3 comedians who have passed all in one picture. Are there any narcissists on the MJ Morning Show? MJ has a list of 5 traits that could mean you might be one. A new study has come out that reveals something about bitcoin fans. Are you fraysexual? Some listeners admit they have fraysexual tendencies. Research shows that a certain band makes surgeons faster and more accurate in the operating room.

MJ plays the audio of a bunch of passengers on a JetBlue flight freaking out after their plane aborted landing several times at JFK. Climate change activists are causing damage to personal property. Is this supposed to get their point across? MJ calls up Shorty Shane to talk about the dryer video that's supposed to be filmed after the show. Roxanne wants to rant about meat.

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HUGE news broke late yesterday, but does anyone on the show even know what it's about? Today's Morons in the News features a woman, her cousin, and designer bags. A student has been arrested after he allegedly beat up his teacher. One man is trying to get his money back after facing a huge Tesla problem. Speaking of self-driving cars, what happens when a police officer pulls over a driverless car?

Have you ever experienced a horrible job interview? MJ wants to know if any callers can top his story. News has come out about a situation between Molly Shannon and Gary Coleman. Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus have filed for divorce, but can the gang guess what happened with MJ's audio clue? Subway totally dropped the ball with a new commercial. A member of the MJ Morning Show has stall-o-phobia, but what exactly does this entail? It's another edition of the 8-Bit Hit! Listeners must guess the music playing in 8-Bit.

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly put a child in a dryer, and turned it on. Do you wear shoes inside the house? New research shows that maybe you shouldn't. Simon Cowell has said he's going to stop doing something. Alec Baldwin's 26-year-old daughter is getting slammed about her mini face lift. Madonna has posted another freaky video.

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It's time to play, "Use That Word in a Sentence!" Roxanne had a situation happen to her last night, and now she's wondering if she might have a medical condition. But what should you do and not do when this happens to you? The amnesty boxes at two Chicago airports haven't been working too well. A Florida man makes today's Morons in the News when police find the most Florida animal ever in the bed of a pickup truck.

Chloe strikes again. Did you see this post on MJ's Instagram account from over the weekend? Will Smith has been banned from the Oscars. He now joins the short list of other people that have been banned from the award show. Have you heard of grocery grabbing? Someone MJ knows witnessed it over the weekend. Michelle had a boob brush incident on a plane this weekend. Have any listeners ever had a similar experience?

"I Did That" stickers with Joe Biden's face have been popping up at a lot of gas station in the area. But one man gets arrested after getting caught, and then resisted  arrest. A woman on TikTok claims she went "number 2" in the front seat of her ex-boyfriend's car. But is this audio safe for broadcast? Are you in a second choice marriage? Some callers claim to be, and MJ asks how they got there.

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No Froggy? No Roxanne? Where is everyone? Froggy is out for quite a few reasons. But will his game show go on? MJ finds a new study about kissing dogs, and why you shouldn't do it. Today's Morons in the News features a person who caught got because of a homework assignment with his name on it. A woman claims to be banned from Door Dash because of her dominatrix tendencies. But one caller thinks to know the real reason behind what's going on. You could make TONS of money working for Walmart. Is this something you could do?

MJ has to get his second shot of the shingles vaccine, which reminds him of the classic shingles commercial that his kids used to randomly say around the house. It's time for another rendition of Back That Song Up! Listeners must guess the songs that are played in reverse. This week, the theme is what you hear on Q105, '80s and more! MJ chats with Froggy's wife Kim about breaking news happening right in their backyard. A recall has been issued for a certain type of bed. What are your favorite and least favorite smells? A new study has been released about everyone's favorite smells. Listeners share their favorite smells.

A woman won $10 million on a scratch off after she said she accidentally purchased it. Roxanne made Coop take pictures of her in a $20 Amazon dress. Apparently the person who shot Lady Gaga's dogwalker has been accidentally released from jail. New parents named their kid after a local Tampa Bay area Sheriff.

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