On today's MJ Morning Show:

Beaver Moon

Morons in the news

MJ's dishwasher

Video: High school football player uses opponent's helmet as weapon

RIP Duane Roberts, creator

Mystery car in front of MJ's house

New studio tomorrow?

Woman orders prescription by mail, has creepy delivery

Does skipping breakfast make you less sharp?

What is 'dry begging'?

Lakes Wales dry cleaner in trouble

Serum coming that may end baldness quickly

Scary rollercoaster ride for young passenger

Funny trick-or-treat caught on doorbell camera

A kid put a needle in his own candy

Britney shuts down her Instagram

Baldoni suit update

Kardashian blames her failing law test on ChatGPT

Wheelchair available

Mr. Pibb returning

Tampa International Airport opens airsides to non-passengers

Tony Romo grunt

Bojangles returns to Pinellas County

Now what is being reported on coffee?

McDonald's' CEO says this is his favorite menu item

Meta's earnings causes rich guy to lose billions (on paper)

What's that security password at the Louvre? Take a guess.

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Should toothpaste be the same for men and women?

Chili's reversing on queso decision

Morons in the news

More morons in the news!

Halloween roundup - MJ's neighborhood, tainted candy, Denis Phillips

$100,000 safe contest code revealed

Fatty McFatFuh's Uber incident

Coach Bowles Show

Meghan Markles' Candles

Shorty Shane was in a bad collision

Another benefit of dark chocolate

Check presentation to Seaside Seabird Sanctuary

Neil deGrasse Tyson A.I. claims Earth is flat

Diddy in prison is unrecognizable

David Harbour/Millie Bobby Brown story

Dodgers win the World Series

MJ recommends 2 movies

Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue updates us on Jamaica rescues

A notebook slipped through a gab on a flight, caused an emergency landing

Halloween inflatable in the wind

Stone crab eating contest

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

What did MJ forget to take home?

Morons in the news

Staffer for Massachusetts governor had cocaine delivered

Villages morons

Woman caught relieving herself in public is a judge

Police officer on Zoom court call was pantsless

MJ's Halloween block party

Potatoes for Halloween

Guy has a huge pumpkin dropped onto his Geo Metro

MJ's candy

Fester's car on loan from Veteran's Ford

Diddy's prison location revealed

Women under 30 getting plastic surgery

It's Fester viewing, er, manatee viewing season at the TECO viewing center

No new SNAP benefits this month, what will the reaction be?

Google and Gmail

Restaurant snapping back at bad reviews

Something MJ does in the dark

New homeowner finds body in house

King Charles strips Prince Andrew of title

Multiple arrested for being nude at non-nude beach

How many pieces of mail does the USPS lose?

Plane diverted to Tampa after turbulence

Angry Joe airs out his grievances

Look-A-Like candies

Women smoking pot while pregnant

Put aluminum foil on your front door for security

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A guy discovers his "real voice." Do you buy this story?

Miss Manners - dropped meatball

Morons in the news

MJ got a notification on his phone about something Michelle did

Exercise on all fours

Call to Fester's daughter about a slang term

The monkey truck crash in Mississippi

A monkey got loose in a Spirit store

MJ and Michelle haven't purchased their Halloween candy yet

Have Halloween decorations become too scary?

Cocaine mixed in with kid's Halloween candy

Costumes

Has Taylor Swift gotten stuff done to her face?

Amazon package for MJ

Brian Stern from Grey Bull Rescue is rescuing people in Jamaica

What phone habit may reveal a socio-economic status?

Car dealer health problem

What delayed flight for 4 hours?

Chat bot Grok allegedly asked a kid for nude pics

What is the 'lip flip'?

Taco kits mixed up seasoning

Frank Pepe doesn't plan a Tampa expansion

Gift registry asking for tips

Bill Gates' daughter bought a $51 million penthouse

Which Bruno Mars song does Bruno Mars hate?

Bring Back the dinner party

Miss Scarlet's secret

Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry

Dr. Phil's bankruptcy

Rosie O'Donnell is asking for prayers for her incarcerated daughter

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's brain... how large is his striatum?

Morons in the news

Woman who drank laced margarita dies 2 years later

Ding dong ditch, gun pulled by homeowner... We took calls

Sheriff Grady Judd on Davenport woman who boarded school bus

Volusia County student's kill list

Creepy story from MJ's neighborhood

Update: Ernesto's cookies vs Big Scary Ron

Infected monkey escaped from truck crash

Update: Happy birthday "funny" zoo version

SeaWorld faces lawsuit after roller coaster passenger is hit by a flying duck

"Chad Powers"

Woman makes potential threats over noise from nearby basketball court

Hurricane Melissa

Local Target store's pumpkins smashed 

Gen Z stories - Tipping bartenders, going on dates for free food, 1/3 of paycheck is gone in 12 hours

Fake $20 bills being passed along

Tesla phasing out AM/FM radios in some models

Man stabbed two teens with fork on flight from Chicago to Germany

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Diddy update

Fester's costume for Hudson

Gold Island Korean Pork Jerky recall

Denis Phillips

MJ's IG Video - Wheelchair parade at TPA for the Miracle Flight

MJ's flight from TPA to Ft. Lauderdale

Emails: Ernesto's cookies; Max the engineer; A listener's A.I. device will tell if he's using a phone while driving; Dean from Enterprise

MJ's lost glasses

MJ's Haunted house

What scares people most? What scares our listeners? We took calls.

Women who refuse to take husband's last name

Fester has a sushi question for MJ

Don't park next to a 'beater'

Cleaning crew

Sleeping with Night lights leads to heart attacks?

MJ's dream about Big Scary Ron

Update: Prank by 3 costumed people in Alexandria, Virginia

26-year flight attendant mistakenly deployed the slide

Britney Spears' family is worried

2 arrested for jamming and scamming at ATM's

Jamaica in crosshairs for Hurricane Melissa

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Internet celeb Mr. Crafty Pants arrested

Morons in the news

Virginia woman lost $2 million in romance scheme

Guy learned the hard way not to use A.I. to self-diagnose

Michelle had no seat assignment, still got great seat

MJ's row had a couple of drunks

Miracles on MJ's flight

Banned from the pediatric dentist office

Michelle - St. Pete Reddit... Panera discussion

The Coach Bowles Show on the MJ Morning Show

MJ needs a psychic

Someone left a lit cigar in the return tube at a bank

Sammy Hagar laughs off man claiming to be him

Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue

How much damage can you do to a car with condiments

A funeral home put the wrong body on display, gave a family member a heart attack

A guy was renting cars he had stolen from Avis

Do not slam the door of an Uber or Lyft too hard

Cruise jail guy

NBA gambling scandal update

Tom Brady f-bomb during broadcast

Arrests associated with the Louvre heist

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

National Slap-Your-Coworker Day

Crocs collaborations

Morons in the news

Caught changing tags at Wal-Mart

The drunk real estate agent

TG Wolf

Neutrogena makeup wipes recall

Downtown Tampa wheel approved

Girl who fell from Disney cruise ship too small for detection system

Louvre heist update

Heist in mall rips off Champs store

Uncle found dead at an independent living facility

Trunk or treating

Thanksgiving turkey prices up

MJ and Michelle's trip to McDonald's

3-year-old toddler ate something in mom's car

Odor on a flight caused plane to return to airport

Woman claims to be married to Eminem

Update on the guy who stole a Tampa fire engine

NBA - FBI gambling probe

Sports ticket prices

United Airlines plane whose windshield was hit by object...

Woman hit by plane while in a park

Smaller boob jobs

Shaq's Range Rover stolen

Francis Ford Coppola selling watch collection after big loss on film

Man struck by lightning for second time

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Model Tess Holliday

Morons in the news

Louvre heist

Old lady was shot in the leg at a restaurant

Classic Crotchety - Smart Beds affected by AWS outage

MJ's A.I. listener submissions

Someone fell for a $250K fake Elon Musk scam

What percentage of Americans would buy a haunted house?

Facial circumcision

"Bird theory" relationship test

This A.I. weapon detector isn't so smart

Diddy update: knife to his throat

Wizz app... 'Tinder' for kids

Vet bills

Lady Lake police make DUI arrest... mints and spray perfume

Jamie Lynn Spears did THIS to KFed

Google headquarters has a bug issue

Luigi Mangione allegedly had been beaten up by ladyboys

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fake pregnancy

Morons in the news

Tampa man stole a fire truck

Angry woman road rage

Bank robbery in Pinellas County

Professor angry about A.I.

MJ used an A.I. voice generator

Florida Treasure Hunt

Chiropractor A.I. videos

Housewife on trial for manslaughter, blames her shoes

TMZ stands by story about President considering commuting Diddy's sentence

Cell unavailable

Expiration of SNAP benefits may lead to more shoplifting

At what age do men and women get their strongest musical memories

NC woman won $200K from scratcher she bought where she works... is something fishy or not?

TSA employees not getting paid

Digital detox from a phone using a 6 pound case

Ireland Baldwin talks about her parents and childhood

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