On today's BEST OF MJ Morning Show:

MJ is on a dive trip with his daughter halfway around the world. Check out his IG, certifiedmjradio for updates on his trip.

Epic Mother/Daughter fight

Most lost items in Ubers

Roxanne's Moldy Food

Screaming Mothers

Squatter story from hell

Should MJ fly Spirit?

Roxanne Retaliatory Rap

McDonald's Workers Want You To Stop Doing These

MJ almost set home on fire... twice

MJ Naps Study

Winter Haven Walmart

Roxanne's amazing parenting skills

Foods That Need To Be Refrigerated

Ever tried pet's food?

"Holy God!' story

Worst Son Ever

Garlic up your nose

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

FF - Functional Freeze

Morons in the news

Vince McMahon lawsuit

Gasparilla warnings... TPD Chief Bercaw

Lady returns sofa to Costco... two years after purchasing

A call to Fester

Clearwater is installing emergency sirens

Hairdressers and sabotage... we took calls

Toronto Hilton makes man do this before serving a medium burger

Warning for Froggy... French bulldog stolen by Amazon driver

Taylor Swift's stalker and deepfake porn

Tesla technology detects ghosts?

Flushing with lid lowered doesn't help?

Applebees $200 date-night pass

Two brought 100+ bags of marijuana onto a cruise... we took calls

Stanley cups getting employees fired

Call from Sheriff Chronister... Gasparilla safety

Uber story-women tend to sit behind the driver?

MJ's vacation

$1,000 for emergency expenses

Robitussin recall?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's eyelash

Morons in the news

Instagram video - Tampa driver dragging his foot out the car door

Milton call - Fake eye

School teacher attempted to kill her husband

Listener pointed out Roxanne was hitting on MJ?

Peloton stories

Bill that bans minors from having accounts on social media

PETA wants to stop using groundhogs on Groundhog Day

Flatulence on a flight

News covering burglars dressed as lawn workers? Didn't MJ's wife say she saw that a few weeks ago

Taylor Swift stalker arrested again

ChatGPT stories from Froggy

J.D., The Titanic Guy visited the show

Guy taping fish to ATM screens?

Best and worst airlines list (American carriers)

Ford crash video is 'fake'

Netflix price hikes coming?

Humble Jeff Bezos' "superyacht"

Must-hear story: If you're doing this in bed, stop it.

Alec Baldwin says to get this trial over with

Hershey's Valentine's Day candy looks, well... looks like something

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

CEO falls from cage being lowered to stage

Morons in the news

A woman has purse zipper stuck through nose

Baby names going extinct

Baby born in McDonald's parking lot

1999 in a 70 zone

Student driver stickers... real or a gag meme? We took calls.

No podcast? Late podcast?

Cake Girl visits the MJ Morning Show

MJ's visit to Walmart... IG

Hal Herman's MJ Birthday Bash (Some of the jokes he didn't use are told later....)

Gift for Hal Herman from a listener

Vans in St. Pete

Man lives in RV with dead wife for 6 years???

Reborn dolls creator isn't allowed to purchase baby clothes from store?

Flatulance on flight causes delay until passenger is removed

Pink lady apples for MJ

Energy drinks... how many will mess up your sleep?

What percentage of the Tampa Bay area is single?

Food warning: Raw oysters

Roxanne compliments MJ

Fester's unused Hal Herman MJ Birthday Bash jokes

Oscar snub

Tallest building in North America is proposed to go where?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Atlantic City Police Officer spends $35k

Pizza delivery Guy Shot

Neighbor killed for snoring

Publix undercharges for MJ Apples

Middle Schools remove mirrors

Taylor Swift Stalker

Stanley Cup Craze

Vacations w/o spouses

Burger King employees Must Say This Now!

Sardos Pizza Stops By

Airplane Wing missing screws

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A big bed recall

Morons in the news!

DUI destroys Skyline Chili and a dentist's office

Baked chips vs fried chips

Roxanne's Uber rides over the weekend

Sports Illustrated staff cleared out

MJ's family birthday surprise

Burt's Bees teams up with Hidden Valley

Jeff Bezos: What's 1% from 1994 investment worth today?

Samantha Fox arrested

David Lee Roth spreads rumor about Sammy Hagar

Baby left behind by shoplifters

Be careful if creditors raise your credit limit

Alec Baldwin charged again

Vapor's beware

Female sports reporter's underwear stolen from luggage

Must-hear story - If you use any of these 9 phrases every day, your relationship is more successful than most

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Froggy is a famous fishing star!

RV passenger ejected on California highway survives

MJ is a jerk, a schmuck... his words... for spoiling a surprise

Snortable caffeine?

Airport brawl in Atlanta

Dom the I.T. guy visited

A vegan bride-to-be dis-invited guests who do this

On a dating app, a guy said he'd date a woman if she did this...

Dating profile experiences... we took lots of calls

T.J. Holmes... 18 drinks a day?

Former NHL'er and current Tampa Bay Lightning scout Tony Hrkac is a hero

Kanye West's teeth

Must-hear story...never use THIS item in a hotel room... it may not be what you think

Lawsuit over Madonna's late shows

An leniency offer to "Rust" armorer

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Gasparilla beads

Bucs and writers

Morons in the news

What sleeping nude or wearing PJ's says about you

War of the noses?

MJ's nose fireworks

MJ's walk... what did he see?

Roxanne's visit with family in central Florida turned into something awkward

MJ got an IG DM about comparing Taylor Swift's and Eminem's affect on their football teams

Todd Bowles encounters an awkward situation with a reporter's question

Strange Philly Eagles Jersey on Temu

MJ encountered what may have been a prostitute at a gas pump

Arnold Schwarzenegger was detained at a German airport over a watch

It's illegal to dump a body in Florida, but it's only a misdemeanor... for now.

Florida senator wants to make swatting a federal crime

Man boobs

MJ's Apple settlement check

Bride-to-be was angered at the request of a tip when purchasing her wedding dress. We took lots of calls on tipping.

Must-hear story: Affairs begin this time of year at this location...

Overhead signs may not have cute messages anymore

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Who falls out of love first?

Morons in the news

Airbnb experiences

What wold you do? This family found something disturbing at an Airbnb

Angel Shot... E-mail from listener

Drinking 100% fruit juice leads to weight gain

South Dale Mabry golf cart wreck

Alec Baldwin pitches house

Hal Herman News!

NFL fans... Taylor Swift is a distraction... What about Eminem?

Toy car- Kids Clean Car

Roxanne's medical issue... we took calls

Jason Priestly roomed with Brad Pitt... Said he would go for days without doing this...

Leo DiCaprio spotted with girl JUST young enough

Guy called in bomb threat with someone else's phone from Port Charlotte

Pasco custody battle caused kid to be thrown out window

Ways not to slow down speeders

Must-hear story: Are you sleeping with a psychopath?

Psychopaths and bitter foods, fingers...

Emma Stone wants to be on Jeopardy

Jellyroll is training for a 5K

Meghan Markle is join the "Suits" reboot

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Facebook warning for mobile users

TikTok medical myths

Morons in the news

Bucs chatter

Amazon employee fired for complaining about his job

Bad cellular service around our office complex

Wiz Khalifa showed up to parent/teacher conference high

A bunch of celebrities have this in common... and it happened to a building yesterday

Kid tantrums... we took calls

Madonna apologized for calling out the wrong city name

Panera drive through wouldn't take order with screaming kid

Hulk Hogan saved a teen involved in an accident

Dating hack... follow?

Disney rumor... giving birth at Disney

Jury Duty

Hal chatter

North Korean lead shut down a radio station

Woman claims her flight was horrible because something from overhead bin was dripping on her the whole time and attendants wouldn't do anything

Woman has been doing something that she wants to know if it keeps her from finding a husband

List of unhealthiest states, and a visit from Cajun Fester

Bucs/Football chatter

EV's  up north in the cold have problems

Crypt for sale

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