On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Fester doesn't use a blinker

Morons in the News

Shrinking portions in restaurants

Cruise brawl

Zodiac dating

Should you tip dishwashers?

Sausage Kid

MJ saw Zephyrhills police on the Howard Frankland Bridge

MJ talks about a shootout that happened right near him and of the late Jerry Springer

Rox Rocks Mug

Spiritual cleansing

ASMR pickle Fester

Fester is the biggest BS'er

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne wants to know why law enforcement vehicles have their lights on

Morons in the news

Leaf blower shooting

A school bus was boarded by an angry man

Do you know if your doctor is real?

Bird strikes forces return of plane out of the Tampa area

A bathroom leak on a Delta flight caused problems on the flight deck

TSA busts a guy with an insane item in his luggage

Roxanne's dream/Ozempic side effects

How to stop your phone from revealing private information

How much do you need to make to live comfortably in Florida?

Froggy's experience as a little league coach

Ed Sheeran songwriting lawsuit update

Kim Kardashian Only Fans lookalike died from...

Billion dollar winner from California seen in public

During MJ's ride-along... a two-year's expired tag on car

Fester and Froggy's pizza place... the 'Dom N Nose' story

Jamie Fox still hospitalized... possibly from a stroke?

A woman from Largo shot a bird... no, literally shot her bird

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne-Why are you late today?

Food delivery murder in Pasco County

Morons in the news

MJ's sage advice

A call from Sheriff Chronister on gun safety

The big announcement from MJ

Car thefts: People leave their cars unlocked, some with keys inside!

Roxanne's insane story

The average person wastes this much on groceries every year!

Sexual harassment in the military... Women harassing men

MJ's Instagram... photo of Florida Lottery billboard

Sleep aid gummies

Videos of SUV in gas station and flipped over

Man arrested for piercing his son's ears

Body shamed at the gym for her shirt

Ed Sheeran is fighting back on the Marvin Gaye comparison

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Paper Towels

Roxanne wants to rant about toilet paper

Street racing busts

Morons in the news

Latest media firings

What happened at MJ's house? 

Leg lengthening surgery

Meghan Trainor's opinion of teachers?

Ed Sheeran song compared with Marvin Gay

Fries may be linked to depression

Roxanne's birthday gift to her daughter

MJ wants to get his hands on Narcan 

Gas prices are up

The Twitter blue checks

Wacky Jackie has been invited for a concert....

Product placement mistake by an NBA player

More video voyeurism

Roxanne's bra

Hail in Tampa

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Satan Con?

Morons in the news

What pretzels does MJ like?

School bus driver in trouble for this

Meth Lab Monday

BMM... are you a participant? We took calls.

Roxanne thought her daughter was missing, MJ's felt this feeling before as well

Forks on MJ's walk

Is 2001's ship tilting?

A guy failed a job interview because of his interaction with the receptionist... but....

Bed, Bath & Beyond's coupons

The meth in their backpacks wasn't for show & tell

Fester took his kids to the new Super Mario Brothers movie

Road rage arrest #2

MJ's taking estimates for pressure washing his house

Workplace fights

Disney cast member arrested for video voyeurism

Shots taken at an Instacart driver that drove to wrong address, but there were no charges filed

Jamie Foxx "update"?

"Rust" has resumed filming

Lionel Richie's daughter got married

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news!

The announcement is coming!

Don't do THIS on a cruise

Spacex's "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"

The riddle

Apr 6, 2023 - The Hollins High School Robotics Team is headed to the championships

The 24 hour anniversary

A kid found mom's drug stash and stuck an Ecstasy pill where?

A St. Louis listener story

Roxanne got a strange text

Gen Z dating terms (Riz? Bread crumbing? roaching?)

School hosting strange marshmallow licking contest

A movie too scary to viewers?

Door Dash from Applebee's had odor of pot?

Airplane story... the rice spill cleanup

Airbnb guest replaces picture?

Twitter blue checked celebs not paying

Airbnb stories

MJ got an Instagram message angry at Fester and Froggy

Gen Z - non-traditional 1st dates (Yoga?)

Charges dropped against Alec Baldwin

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The early morning phone test

Screamer on a plane

Morons in the news!

Fools in schools

Roxanne got married!

3 Florida cities in the top 25 in a category you don't want to rule

Froggy recommended a movie... MJ and Michelle watched...

Plants were dropped off for our desks.. Unfortunately, well, Froggy.

Netflix wants to control password sharing. That was yesterday. Now, they are holding off.

Rust is resuming shooting, or rather, filming

1/3 of Americans forget this

AITAH... Subreddit... breastfeeding pictures from a cousin

Tampa Water

7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day

T-Rex dinosaur skeleton auctioned off

Jamie Foxx still hospitalized

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

More is spent on legal weed now than chocolate

Jacksonville Denny's has a claw machine and a kid climbed in... a pretty big kid

Morons in the news!

Our new segment: "No, you can't do that!"

Someone got through the White House fencing

What happened to one of the maps that was sent to the MJ Morning Show Mystery Merch?

The bartender's code: How can you get better service from your bartender?

Shaq was finally served... where was he found?

Do you have a plant on your desk?

Two Netflix stories... one turned into a Redbox story.

Celebrity armpit hair

Ozempic users have 1. Strange dreams, 2. deflated butts?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The Mystery Merch maps came from where?

School fight clubs

Morons in the news

The most expensive sandwich

Revisiting the guy who threw $200,000 out the window... 

Oklahoma officials (including sheriff) discuss hiring a hit-man

Smearing Elmer's glue on windows?

There is no gas shortage

Baby naming controversy

Pizza delivery man helps catch guy chased by cops

Phone scam through phone texts

MLB pitcher's wife had to clean up popcorn from airplane 

Intermittent fasting for weight loss

Minor car wreck in Tampa becomes road rage... arrest has now been made

Hit-man website... arrest made when air national guardsman applies for job

Roxanne should use condoms? Not what you're thinking...

A burger chain is planning on improving its burgers... When will that reach the Tampa Bay area?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester suggests Roxanne comes to work to get away from the kids... What does Roxanne say?

Morning show e-mails

Morons in the news

What is Tranq?

Taylor Swift wrapup

Roxanne's Miami Uber experience

Michelle's list of ways she wants to improve MJ

Baggie of toiletries on the airport baggage return

Fester's car door 

MJ's Italian recipes

A puppy tossed over a fence at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay?

David's Bridal laying off how many people?

MJ's Michelle hates what show?

Shop teacher in Canada with massive fake boobs spotted out again

Silver Airways may lose their hub

Band I Imagine Murder had gear stolen

Roxanne's phone call bill from using a hotel phone

Wacky Jacky's birthday

Mystery Merch

$200,000 cash thrown onto road to help other people

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