On today's MJ Morning Show:

Mystery Merch

Morons in the news

Roxanne... how much time daily do you spend primping?

Breakfast cereals... for nighttime

Shorty Shane

Def Leppard's Rick Allen attacked in Florida

Spring breakers appear bigger this year

Creepy video... 1st date entitlement. We took calls.

Roxanne-redemption

Dolly Parton's Dollywood offers a 25 pound apple pie

Family Feud alleged killer

Cabbage bowling with Shorty Shane

Revisiting Shorty Shane in a dryer

A Spirit Airlines worker threw out someone's belongings

An Easter display carrot stolen from a mall got a mall cop dragged 35 mph

Orlovsky wants a big dryer

MJ calls Froggy's wife

Video call with a dog hacking away in the background

March Madness brackets busted

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne took too much mushroom powder?

Morons in the news!

A complaint from James

Color Synesthesia... is MJ psychotic?

Waking up early is bad for you

Froggy's pup update... a pupdate?

Roxanne's dating situation... no, she's not available, but she was contacted by a matchmaking company anyway

5,000 mile blob is still in the ocean... 

6 ways your sandwich is trying to kill you

Wednesday's Jenny Ortega... what is being said about her?

A job application question has some up in arms

Roxanne's cousin Ash... a bottle story

There was a fight on a commercial airline... but not between passengers

US Air Force released footage of drone being buzzed and knocked down by Russian planes

Mystery Merch!

Airport story-passenger was tased by security

Joe Exotic 2024?

There's a Balenciaga hat selling for $360... that's been destroyed by what?

MintMobile (Owned by Ryan Reynolds) has been sold to big cellular

The Bucs have a new quarterback!

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne took too much mushroom powder?

Morons in the news!

A complaint from James

Color Synesthesia... is MJ psychotic?

Waking up early is bad for you

Froggy's pup update... a pupdate?

Roxanne's dating situation... no, she's not available, but she was contacted by a matchmaking company anyway

5,000 mile blob is still in the ocean... 

6 ways your sandwich is trying to kill you

Wednesday's Jenny Ortega... what is being said about her?

A job application question has some up in arms

Roxanne's cousin Ash... a bottle story

There was a fight on a commercial airline... but not between passengers

US Air Force released footage of drone being buzzed and knocked down by Russian planes

Mystery Merch!

Airport story-passenger was tased by security

Joe Exotic 2024?

There's a Balenciaga hat selling for $360... that's been destroyed by what?

MintMobile (Owned by Ryan Reynolds) has been sold to big cellular

The Bucs have a new quarterback!

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On today's MJ Morning Show... Ides of March edition:

Mystery Merch!

Morons in the news

Yet another monkey story

Sheriff Grady Judd joined us on the phone

MJ warns ladies in supermarkets... we took calls

Women are doing this more and more... why?

MJ's son Julian is off for a month and back in town

River O'Green is happening when? That's crazy! Wait... that's when it should be!

Seaweed blob is comin'... will it affect Tampa?

A thank you e-mail to Roxanne

Sardo and Fester... best...friends...forever...

Froggie's family arrives

Frontier airlines busted for offering incentives to charge for extras

Lindsay Lohan is pregnant and getting advice from... Paris Hilton? Also, the story about Lindsay's dad while in Tampa

The puppies arrive!!!

Will Shaq get served while at the studio on the air?

Gisele's new guy?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's car trouble

Morons in the news

E-mail from listener who's daughter wants a monkey

Convenience store dangerous product - Gas station heroin?

Pauly Shore joke at Oscars

E-mail from Jimbo about 90 year old on dating website

March Madness vasectomies

Lady Gaga's chapped lips... David Byrne's hot dog fingers

Reusable water bottles are dirty!

Father of girl who became stripper found out and stops paying her loan payments... is he an a-hole?

Zito's missing watch

Oscars red carpet... Ashley Graham interviews Hugh Grant

We got Zito on the phone

Louis Vuitton sneakers cost how much?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's bruised foot

Mystery Merch

Morons in the News

Time change for MJ coming from Europe to USA

Surge pricing... at a bowling alley?

Customized license plate for a vegan taken away

BORGs

Jason Derulo gave a massive tip in a restaurant

Sign of someone being a swinger

MJ's time in Scotland

Delta destroyed a piece of luggage... then they made good x13

There was turbulence on a flight... but delete the pictures and video

After an emergency landing, passengers did this while evacuating

Twitter engineer says this person always has bodyguards

Kimmel at the Oscars

Someone is suing a wing chain over what a boneless wing is

A Tampa orthodontist disappeared

Fester is car shopping

Which celebrity is in hiding

BORGs... a call to MJ's daughter

Pete Davidson crashed into a house

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On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Norwegian ship hits iceberg 

What body part gets washed first 

Morons in the News 

How many games are on Fester's phone 

8-bit hit - Nothin' But 80's 

Fester's nude photo 

Bad signs at a job interview 

Worst first date 

Crazy Uber stories 

Fester doesn't use a blinker 

Fester's gas story

Golf brawl at the Villages

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On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Who controls the window shade on a flight? 

Rudest things you can do in someone else's house 

Airplane passenger stuck between 2 big people 

Secret 275 Turnaround 

8-Bit Hit - 1st Edition 

What wouldn't you want to find in your new home? 

Cackle at restaurant 

Vibrating device in Roxanne's purse 

Squatter story from hell 

Airdrop on Southwest Air 

Rooster killer video 

MJ sees drivers on phone 

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On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Things people leave behind in tanning salons

Fester crashed at Off Lease Only 

Morons in the News 

Burrito tape/Anthony Sullivan

Lightning strikes truck while on camera 

Creepy Airbnb Stories

Died in a restaurant 

Worst first dates 

Fester Cruise 

UPS lost SATs 

The maintenance key set 

Coffee before shopping 

Roxanne's amazing parenting skills 

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On today's Best Of the MJ Morning Show:

The Wedding Whacker

Fester's Crazy RV deal

Morons in the News

Fester Flips Out On MJ's Story

11 Drinks that are Red Flags for Bartenders 

Tramp Stamps are back 

Dreams 

MJ the Ugly American Tourist

Pot smoking no worse than wine

Stanley Quencher

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