On today's MJ Morning Show:

Traveling with Roxanne

Morons in the News

Pat Benatar won't sing this

A Tyson arrested

World Cup upset

Toy Hall-of-Fame inductee

Word of the Day

A woman hates the holidays because of her family's 'woke diet restrictions'... we took calls

This frozen food is bad for your heart

Panera sip club... a potential scam for Fester

Todd and Julie Chrisley goin' to Club Fed?

Adele's residency in Vegas

Simon Cowell... why won't he wear a helmet?

Jay Leno is out of the hospital

MJ's Uber issue... we took calls

Butterball hotline... Crotchety call

A delivery driver ate my food

Baby names that are  no longer popular 

Florida's QB recruit dropped

Texas is investigating FTX

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Why is Yeti so expensive?

Morons in the News

Chloe's Christmas list

8-year-old 420 lbs?

MJ's computer popups want him to update to Windows 11... We took calls

Steve Jobs' body odor

Crochety Butterball call

TSA's rules for traveling with food for Thanksgiving

Stanley Quencher bottles... we took calls

Taylor Swift ticket debacle... Taylor's statement

MJ saw the movie The Outfit

How to ditch a guy before a second date...we took calls

Frontier Air story

MJ's visit to Walmart

Palma Ceia Country Club's musical guest

Tom Brady stories

Roxanne's review of The Menu

Kim Kardashian's bad photoshop gave her a third thigh

Best cities for Thanksgiving?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

More about the Taylor Swift ticket debacle

Who tries to steal a car with this problem?

Jumper cable assistance gone bad

Morons in the news

Back to Swift... we took calls

Gisele and Tom's charity

Puppy stolen in Lakeland

Nutty Airplane stories

Vice Mayor of Dunedin wears distinctive neckwear. We spoke to her husband.

Zoom call... be careful when cameras are on

Girlfriend got an infection from a scratchy beard?

Peanuts won't be on network TV?

Airpods... tracking a date?

MJ and Michelle are getting an AirBnB

What show surprised MJ when he learned it was still on TV?

CNN not allowing hosts to get drunk on NYE

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Taylor Swift ticket debacle & Calls

Morons in the News

Roxanne is going to the Teach-In... Fester is not

Pete Davidson.. is he attractive? We took calls

Thanksgiving office pot-luck... we took more calls

Grandma in a wheelchair rolls out of control down a driveway

Crypto lawsuit names some big celebrities

Shaq... thinks there's two moons?

Energy drink warning, Froggy...

Southwest Air pilot hangs out of the cockpit window

Jay Leno update

Crotchety call

Taylor Swift ticket debacle revisited with local celeb

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Moonshot from Florida

Friendsgiving

Morons in the News

More launch talk

Listerine commercial that drives MJ crazy

MJ is binge-watching another show.... PB

Michelle complains that MJ does this

The epic mother-daughter fight

Roxanne... psychically picking lottery numbers. Which zodiac signs are most likely to win?

Gen Z's... are they against socializing?

MJ's inside-out shirt on Instagram

Celebrity Jeopardy question offends Laundrie's family?

A guy dancing on a truck didn't live long

How soon should a couple move in together, and how many times should they have sex?

Mariah Carey denied title trademark

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne said she took mushrooms and was hearing things?

Jay Leno's burns from a gasoline fire

McDonald's customer shot in butt in car

A woman parked illegally in a parking lot tipped off officers

What was that floor noise after all?

An e-mail from a listener about MJ's contract

Is 'stranger danger' still the right thing to teach kids?

Pete Davidson is now connected to Emily Ratajkowski?

MJ took crap from Michelle about being a 'supermarket sleuth'

Jeopardy question that offended viewers

A wedding photographer's worst nightmare

Haribo check rescued from a train station

Food meal service under fire for using forced monkey labor

Gordon Ramsey's expensive holiday meal

Science figures out what draws people to the dance floor

Walgreens pushing cashiers to sell credit cards?

Steve Jobs' Birkenstocks sold for how much?

Update on Jay Leno's condition

What's the most obese state?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A bicyclist on the Howard Frankland Bridge

Morons in the News

Fester's Dad peed on a guy's grave

Roxanne and her fear of umbrellas

The Buccaneers won in Germany

What's that noise?

Dear Abby

E-mail from a listener who takes things from shopping carts

Henry Winkler regrets not taking that big movie role

A guy with a box cutter on a  flight to Tampa

Rats love music

NOW we know what that noise was!

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne texted MJ about being late (Which she wasn't)

Morons in the News

A woman hit someone with a meat log?

MJ has never tried this holiday staple

Lose weight eating... candy?

Adam Driver's rotisserie chicken diet

What did Roxanne say now?

Teens begin vaping first thing in the morning

Not a kiss until after marriage?

Sex can aggravate asthma?

Another rant on a flight

Another problem with a person doing something on a flight

MJ's Thanksgiving plans

Attractive female students do better at school in person than working online

Bucs in Germany

What is Madonna doing now?

Gisele and Tom

The Rockefeller Center Christmas tree

SNL writers may boycott over guest star

Taylor Dayne had colon cancer surgery

Sly Stallone update on Bruce Willis

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

 

Austen Flannery - National Weather Service

 

Storm updates

 

Roxanne is still planning on going to the SPCA of Tampa Bay Telethon

 

Greg Dee - ABC Action News

 

Waffle House has security?

 

Callers - Weather updates

 

Morons in the news!

 

A 10 year-old student charged with battery for hugging a school counselor

 

We went OFF the air... but we kept on with the show....it only gets weird from here.

 

Denis Phillips checked in for another update

 

We came BACK on the air for the last half hour of the show!

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne randomly diagnoses Froggy

Morons in the news!

A teen jumped from a ride-share... why?

How many times do you wash your hair each week?

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Greg Dee and MJ update Tropical Storm Nicole

A gas station sold the Powerball winner

Fester tried to change MJ's Thanksgiving plans

A Cheetos sushi roll?

Julian gives final answer on MJ's family's Thanksgiving plans

The TSA found a gun inside a raw chicken.

MJ found a receipt in his yard from Publix... what did his neighbors buy?

Airlines may be cutting back on seats this winter

Denis Phillips and MJ give another update on Tropical Storm Nicole

Someone is suing over Skittles?

Charges are pending over a police car left on train tracks

People hate their jobs. We took calls.

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