This week, we're diving into the unfiltered chaos that is children speaking their minds. Listeners wrote in with the wildest, weirdest, and most wildly inappropriate things kids have said to them—and it’s equal parts hilarious and deeply humbling. From a 6-year-old loudly pointing out your acne ("Are those mosquito bites?") to a kindergartener casually discussing the concept of death like they're reading a weather report—kids truly have no chill. Buckle up for an episode full of brutal honesty, tiny existential crises, and secondhand embarrassment you can’t recover from.

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Long overdue catch-up and the sharing of our summer favorites! You wrote in with the meals you’re obsessed with, the books you’re reading at the beach, the TV shows that have taken over your life, and the products that have earned a permanent spot in your tote bag. From tomatoes to steamy paperbacks to whatever beverage you’re currently bullying your friends into trying—we’re talking about it all. It’s like a group chat, but no one is ignoring your messages.\

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This week, we asked you to share your summer vacation horror stories—and wow, you did not disappoint. From travel disasters to trip-ending drama, we're reading your most chaotic tales from what should have been a relaxing getaway. Sunscreen can't protect you from this level of stress.

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In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the internet’s favorite moral battleground: Reddit’s Am I the Asshole? thread. From brides selling booze at their weddings to gaslighting coworkers, we read some of the juiciest, pettiest, and most unhinged AITA posts—and decide who’s the real villain. Spoiler: it’s usually everyone.

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The sun is out, the tea is scalding, and our inbox is overflowing with gossip that could melt your SPF 50. In this very special June edition of listener submissions, you're spilling it all — from throuples gone wrong to murder (?!), and everything in between. It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s deeply unhinged. Just the way we like it.

Strap in, sip something cold, and prepare to question humanity — or at least your group chat.

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Welcome to my officially solicited advice column! You wrote in with your dilemmas—ranging from breakups to existential crises—and I’m here to hand out wisdom like candy. Is it good advice? Who’s to say. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Let’s unpack your problems (and maybe mine too) in this judgment-free, occasionally unhinged episode of Ask Mads.

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We asked you to confess your silliest, most harmlessly toxic traits — and you delivered. From thinking you'd be the best surfer despite never having seen the ocean, to Googling the end of a movie 10 minutes in (because suspense is overrated), this episode is full of the quirks that make us laugh, cringe, and say “same.”

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This week, we have a rather lengthy (sorry lol!!) catch up from Mads, followed by a recap of season 2 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then we get into your niche anxieties!!!! Sorry in advance for any new anxieties unlocked!

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You sent us your juiciest, wildest, most unhinged gossip—and we’re reading it all. From petty drama to shocking secrets, this episode is a chaotic confessional straight from our listeners’ DMs. We’re laughing, gasping, and side-eyeing humanity right along with you. Buckle up, because some of y’all need to be stopped (in the best way).

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For you or me? Who's to say! Today, you guys share the best thing your therapist has ever said to you, hence free therapy. Be well sisters.

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https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists 

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