No because why did you say that?? Today, you guys are sharing your "why did I say that?" moments with the class, and we all thank you for it! AND for the fabulous catch phrases that came from it.

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Today, we crack open the family vault — and it’s messier than a soap opera written by raccoons. Listeners sent in their most unhinged family secrets, and we’re reading them loudly. Secret siblings? Check. Grandma’s second (and third) secret husband? Check. Cousins who aren’t really cousins? Oh, you know it. Tune in for the drama, stay for our absolutely unqualified advice on how to survive your next family gathering without flipping a table.

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It's cursed but it's good.

I asked, and wow, did you deliver. From workplace scandals to family feuds my inbox was bursting at the seams with your wildest gossip.

So grab a snack, sip something strong, and join us for an unfiltered ride.

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In this week's episode, we dive deep into the hustle hall of fame as I read the wildest, weirdest, and most questionable things you guys have done in the name of cold hard cash. From selling feet pics to plasma and everything in between.

Get ready for laugh-out-loud moments, secondhand embarrassment, and maybe a few new side hustle ideas you shouldn’t try. No judgment here—just pure, unhinged capitalism at its finest.

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Get in! We're getting on our soapboxes together!

This week, I asked you to hop up on your imaginary soapboxes and shout into the void (aka our inbox) about the random things you care way too much about—and oh boy, you delivered.

Expect hot takes, wholesome rants, and at least one tangent about whales that we didn’t see coming.

It’s chaotic, it’s heartfelt, it’s hilarious, and it’s proof that everyone has something they could give a TED Talk about.

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In this episode, we’re taking a hilarious deep dive into the dumpster fire that is Reddit’s Am I the Asshole? subreddit. I’ll be reading some of the most downright what-is-happening posts where people ask if they’re the jerk in their personal drama. Spoiler alert: Some of them absolutely are. Expect laughter, eye-rolls, and maybe a few “wait, what?!” moments. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and join me in this trainwreck of a moral dilemma that is definitely more entertaining than your family’s group chat.

This week, you all shared your niche icks with the class. And we thank you for that. Though it is a blessing and a curse, because these may now become OUR niche icks. You've been warned.

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We all had some pretty wild ideas as kids – and in this episode, we’re reading the funniest and most outrageous things listeners believed when they were younger. From thinking gas cost $2 to thinking you could prevent tornados, these childhood misconceptions will have you giggling. Buckle up besties!

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Title says it all DUH. Let's gossip and gab. 

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Title really says it all! Today, we're hearing from our bravest soldiers about the horrendous roommates they've had to endure. If anything, we can give thanks that this isn't you!

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