On the twenty-second episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Men in Black: International (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Do the Men in Black have a mole problem or a problem with moles? Are Charisma Bits part of a complete breakfast? Does this movie recycle assets more than Bethesda Studios? Is Liam Neeson the twist villain, yes or yes? What the heck is in Tel Aviv’s water? Why shouldn’t you ever—no matter what sort of alien crimes are happening around you—call the Men in Black in real life? But most importantly, can the boys solve the cryptic riddle of the Tessa Thompson driving joke?

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On the twenty-first episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Wonder Park (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Can marketing to imaginary beings be a lucrative business plan? Are the Wonder Park animals plotting humanity’s downfall? What do you do if your loved ones are lookin’ a little chunky? When will filmmakers finally give narcoleptic people the level of representation they deserve? Why are dead/dying parents so conducive to magical whimsy? But most importantly, how bad does a film have to be if Alan Smithee won’t even own up to it?

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Twitter: @muchreviewan

Billy's Twitter: @supergruesome

Patreon: www.patreon.com/MRAN

On the fifth episode of Future Review, we're delving into the trailer for Frozen 2 (2019) so we can make baseless predictions and try to guess what the Rottentomatoes score is going to be. Conceal don’t feel as we ponder burning questions like: Why isn’t Elsa a mentally disturbed shut-in? Will one of the other characters land a hot bf/gf? (And by “hot” we mean literally on fire or capable of generating fire.) Will ravaging ice zombies feature heavily in Frozen 2? Is it animal abuse to make your pets act out Frozen scenes with you? But most importantly, were Billy, Jake, and Luke expecting to reveal so much about their personal lives by taking corny Frozen quizzes? (Spoiler alert: no they were not.)

P.S. Billy solemnly acknowledges that the Rapunzel movie is in fact called Tangled, despite calling it Rapunzel several times.

On the twentieth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Hitman: Agent 47 (2015). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why is Hitman a twelve-year-old with a doofy buzzcut? Is this a religious action film designed to bring souls to the lord through gratuitous violence and awesome explosions? Can throwing guns on the ground be a fun, safe activity for the whole family? Thanos Car, Thanos Car, Thanos Car? But most importantly, why is 20th Century Fox using a diabolical look-alike contest to entrap Hitman cosplayers and train them to be Agents 1 through 46?

Historical moment, folks! On the nineteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we delve into our very first Future Review Follow-Up with Uglydolls (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Is this film pro-slavery? What effect do sentient, immortal dolls have on the ecological stability of the planet? Will they (and Pitbull) be here long after humanity has gone extinct? How are they even alive in the first place? But most importantly, is Uglydolls part of the One-Eyed King’s shocking plan to create a blind utopia where paltry things like appearance no longer matter?

On the eighteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Hellboy (2019). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: When did poor Hellboy suffer from a debilitating stroke? Is “Billy Rants” becoming an official part of the show? How long will we have to wait for a Machinegun Grandma spin-off? What the heck is a Scouser? Why do so many company lawyers keep assuring us that production on the film was NOT troubled and full strife? But most importantly, will the boys survive the Cthulhu-style ramblings of the most incoherent Rando Review yet (which somehow involves Terminator Moe, Simon Cowell the Plastic Man, and much more)?

On the fourth episode of Future Review, we're delving into the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog (2019) so we can make baseless predictions and try to guess what the Rottentomatoes score is going to be. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Is Sonic horrifying or just mildly upsetting? Did Jim Carrey think the “robot” in Dr. Robotnik was literal? What fresh lunacy has compelled Billy to try and defend this lost cause of a film? How do the physics of ring-based dimensional portals work? But most importantly, why are creepy Pokémon more acceptable than creepy hedgehog men? (It’s the teeth isn’t it?)

On the seventeenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Hellfest (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Has this turned into a podcast about brainstorming movie ideas? Why don’t horror villains ditch their boring, old knives and use something interesting like a trebuchet? Won’t somebody please help BoyBandCrazy watch this movie? (She’s tried everything!) Is Lightning-Fast Everyman one of Peter Rabbit's sinister—yet highly relatable—allies? But most importantly, why are the hammer scene, the bathroom scene, and the syringe scene so impressive? Do they play out in a sequence or happen at the same time? What’s the order here? We need answers!

On the third (unintentionally long) episode of Future Review, we're delving into the trailer for Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) so we can make baseless predictions and try to guess what the Rottentomatoes score is going to be. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: How long can Billy whine like a huge man-baby about The Last Jedi? What hasn’t Finn cleaned at this point? Is Rey just a fangirl that got transported into the world of Star Wars? Did the Knights of Ren all perish in a Zoolander-style gasoline accident? But most importantly, can we all just agree that arguing about Star Wars has become way more entertaining than Star Wars itself?

(Also, shout-out to RedLetterMedia who are featured in the audio clips used throughout this episode. They’re one of the best channels on YouTube and everyone at Much Review About Nothing is a huge fan.)

On the sixteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Mile 22 (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Does this episode feature the worst Mark Wahlberg impression of all time? When will we get more plaid representation in movies? Why are swarms of nefarious, black-clad motorcyclists drawn to action-movie sets? Have one-liners replaced movie scripts entirely? But Most importantly, does Mile 22 feature The Longest Wahlberg and all the other horrifically mutated Wahlberg clones? (And by extension, did we just figure out where Matt Damon came from?)