On the sixth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review The Predator (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Just how powerful is the menacing super-weapon known as "The Cringe?" What do you call an exoskeleton that's on the inside? How glad are you that dogs don't have people faces? Why on earth is Autism a major plot-point in this ridiculous, sci-fi bloodbath? But most importantly, what do you do if a rogue prop-gun desperately tries to end your film by murdering the main villain? (#RIPSterlingKBrown).

Say hello to the very first Future Review! This is going to be a new segment on Much Review About Nothing, where we delve into a film that hasn’t come out yet, make baseless predictions, and try to guess what the Rottentomatoes score is going to be. Today, we’ll be dissecting the trailer for Uglydolls (2019). Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why are the Uglydolls so cute? Why does singer/rapper Pitbull haunt Billy’s existence like the creature from It Follows? If the Ugly Dog character resembles a cat, then why do Ugly Cats resemble regular cats; shouldn’t they look like dogs? Does the concept of a dog not exist on Ugly Island or—Ack! Why is my brain self-destructing!?

On the fifth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Aquaman (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. (Of course, why is anyone still seeing DC movies at this juncture?) That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why does Jason Momoa hate books so much? What do you call a trident with five tines? Where have all the good bullies gone? How long can a great white shark live in captivity? G-Strings? And most importantly, why is Willem Dafoe with a man-bun now the primary subject of all my nightmares?

On the fourth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why did they fire the estimable director/politician Lord Miller? Is robot-love the purest kind of love? Who in the world is Goerge Lucan? Can a plot-hole be literal, figurative, and meta-textual? But most importantly, what the heck is Star Wars? This is the first time we've heard of it.

On the third episode of Much Review About Nothing, we do our best to review Robin Hood (2018). Yes, they made another Robin Hood movie for some reason. Again, we must point out that we haven't seen it. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Does Medieval Europe have a Macy's? Is it possible to steal the concept of time itself? Is Robin Hood a Gulf War veteran? And most importantly, how have they not made Sheriff Pinky-Ring and the Broomstick Monologue into a stage show by now? It would be bigger than Phantom!

On the second episode of Much Review About Nothing, we do our best to review Mortal Engines (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: How much facial scarring is too much? Why isn't this movie just two whole hours of wheeled cities fighting each another? How do we get funding for "Shrike's Great Adventure?" And most importantly, why did Peter Jackson lie to us?

On the pilot episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review The Grinch (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Did Pharrell Williams or Will Ferrell write the song "Happy"? Is there a DNA testing commercial in the middle of the movie? What would Benedict Cumberbatch look like in a Grinch costume? Is this the worst Podcast ever made? And most importantly, why is the Grinch so hot?