Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out.

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