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Tom Segura returns to the cave with the one-and-only Kirk Fox, comedian, actor, and possibly a future Supermax inmate, depending on how you interpret this episode. The two dive into Kirk’s accidental tennis-career-turned-acting path, his eccentric family upbringing (outdoor showers, blood-written memorials, and a grandma in a box), and his lifelong dream of becoming either an FBI profiler or a serial killer — whichever opportunity arrives first.

From Waymo self-driving cars acting like drunk Uber drivers to territorial pissings, choke etiquette, BTK, Tommy Lynn Sells, Vince Champ the stand-up sex criminal, and a full breakdown of Supermax prison life, this episode spirals into a darkly hilarious masterclass on murder, consent, and why prison might actually be relaxing if you need more sleep.

If the FBI is listening — it’s all jokes. Probably.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 315

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:34 - Tennis Legend Kirk Fox

00:08:40 - Charo Looks Like Bon Jovi

00:11:20 - Kirk’s Home Life

00:17:53 - Golden Showers

00:24:46 - More Killers & AI Sex Robots

00:33:42 - Tommy Lynn Sells & Killing by Train

00:37:43 - The Next Killer in Our Friend Group

00:40:49 - Supermax Prison Fantasy

00:46:29 - My Dad Was A Serial Killer

00:52:38 - Vince Champ: The Sex Crime Comedian

00:58:21 - Kirk’s FBI Dreams & Shamelessness

01:02:22 - Kirk & Tom Check Out Vince Champ's Comedy

01:06:07 - See You In Prison

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