The battle of the gardens begins and the kids have plans for Squall’s ring. Can we save the hot dogs? Will we survive this onslaught? They’ve got motorcycles and mech suits. We don’t even use our hoverboards.

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It’s a new day, and it’s time to wander the world again. We search the school for Cid, but can’t find him. Then we start a pandemic, find a chocobo forest, and make chicken fried steak again.

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We get Selphie in the party and head for Trabia Garden, where it’s time for the big orphanage scene. This has been going on all this time? I’m going insane. And then we find the random rule. Man.

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We go to Balamb and try to find the Captain and Commander. We discuss cookie biscuits, try a new flavor of dog toothpaste, follow a rotting fish smell, and eventually find Fujin and Raijin.

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It’s finally time to make chicken fried steak. Ryan shotguns a La Croix, we discuss daylight savings, Selphie goes missing, and then we drive the school around the world aimlessly, avoiding what to do next.

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We continue walking around FH talking to people. Then, it’s time for the… garden festival? Pretty sure this is the garden festival.

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After crashing into their city, we explore FH and meet Mayor Dobe. Will we bring violence to this town? And if we do, will violence then also solve our problems? Also, where the hell are Selphie, Quistis, and Irvine?

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We go to question Cid, but his answers leave us with more questions. Then we give Ellone to Edea’s SeeDs, and crash into a sea town.

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Now that it’s time to relax, we can go find Master Norg, who is in the basement. Norg has some insane stuff to say before we kill him. Then we make Funyun Pie, so stick around for the dessert on this one.

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We return to Balamb Garden and did we miss something? Because there’s a civil war going on at the school. Who the hell is Master Norg? Don’t find out this week!

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