Erin is broadcasting from a beach house with no AC, and recounts her stressful NYC photo shoot. Erin meets up with Kelly Roberts for dinner and a spontaneous trip to the Comedy Cellar.

Grand Slam Track partners with Sundial Media for 2026, promising athlete focused sponsorships after canceling their LA event. Faith Kipyegon’s sub 4 minute mile attempt gets Nike’s high-tech support, including a 3D-printed sports bra. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders score a 400% pay raise for 2025. John Cena’s viral Fanatics Fest photo op gets unfairly criticized. A man proposes to his AI (with a real wife and kid). A heartwarming brand initiative in the Czech Republic offers free sports gear rentals via lockers to boost accessibility.

Happy National Hydration Day. Erin gets sent a Prime Hydration package. Erin takes her kids to a nostalgic trip to a local fair with rickety, dented rides.

Q&A tackles DNF’ing a marathon (wear it proudly), Reebok’s discontinued 9-inch Lux shorts (no pockets for women!), and running breaks, weighted vest walks are Erin’s fix.  Erin announces her “Seeing How Strong I Can Get By Doing The Least” series, a 30 day minimal effort plan. 

Erin reveals she’s writing a book with local co writer Amy (Shoutout Amy), due spring 2027.  Her kids play a “wombat game,” mimicking wombats’ butt smashing prey killing tactic on bouncy balls. Erin binges HBO’s American Paul, a reality show about Logan and Jake Paul’s family, hooked by their relatable marriage and kids phase despite their unhinged dad.

Sports talk heats up: Ashton Hall, the viral Saratoga Springs water guy, loses four races to streamer IShowSpeed, who raced Noah Lyles and wants Usain Bolt to coach him for the Olympics. Clara Adams, a 400m state champ, gets disqualified for spraying a fire extinguisher on her shoes post race (a nod to Maurice Greene), sparking outrage over track’s prudish rules. Coco Gauff’s French Open win comes with a tiny “teacup” trophy, not the massive one shown on TV, baffling Erin and Mike. Chess boxing, a 2003 Berlin born sport alternating chess rounds and boxing knockouts, gains a cult following via TikTok. Grand Slam Track’s LA event cancellation shocks the duo, who loved the electric Philly event; Michael Johnson cites financial strategy for 2026, but rumors swirl about investor issues.

In the “In This Economy” segment, Erin rages at Klarna’s name and predatory buy-now-pay-later model, with users defaulting on debts. The US penny faces extinction by 2026, costing more to produce than its worth. Aldi faces a lawsuit from Mondelēz (Nabisco) for copying Wheat Thins, Oreo, Chips Ahoy, and Nutter Butter packaging. A heartwarming No Bad moment features an Amazon driver invited to a Memorial Day cookout by a hospitable family, loading his plate with chicken and corn amid mamba sauce chats, 19.4M views prove its viral charm.

Kicking off with World Sea Turtle Day, Erin shares her Puerto Rico protest adventure, joining locals to save sea turtle eggs from a beachfront pool plan. Erin’s new “dense bones, dense brain” fitness series features weighted vest walks to boost bone density, alongside a strength training routine (lower body, core, upper body, HIIT, yoga). Erin forgets their daughter’s field trip shirt and learns their son has an unannounced birthday party to attend. A near disaster unfolds when their 15 foot sailboat, crashes off its trailer. Dan and Mike nearly burn down a shore house cooking.

Sports talk dives into the Enhanced Games (May 21-24, 2026, Las Vegas), an Olympic style event allowing “safe” doping like testosterone, with $500K prizes and $1M for breaking non-doped world records in swimming, track, or weightlifting. The NFL’s tush push drama sees most teams vote to ban the Eagles’ signature play. A viral hurdler’s gymnast trained tumble wins a race, staying in her lane. Gianna Mari, a Long Island high school senior, dominates race walking, winning two national mile titles.

Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen’s lost and Erin is obsessed with the video. A Crumbl Cookie franchise owner in bullies a lash business owner over $1,000 in gift cards meant to cross-promote, threatening lawsuits despite prior approval. An influencer who called NYC creators boring loses her job at a luxury brand. CNN reports arsenic in store bought rice. A French bulldog named Dale surfs in the live action Lilo & Stitch after answering an Instagram ad.

An in person episode from the Grand Slam Track event at Franklin Field in Philadelphia. Recorded over two action packed days, we dive into the chaos of media credentials, parking garage nightmares, and sensory issues with our cheap NonMembers shirts. We break down the star studded races, including Kung Fu Kenny’s 200m dominance, Melissa Jefferson’s 100m sweep, and the men’s 800m with Cole Hocker, and Josh Kerr. We clarify the Grand Slam point system, same athletes, different races over two days, with combined points deciding the $100K winner. We share our clip making adventure asking athletes if Benjamin Franklin ever ran, featuring Michael Johnson’s hilarious take on Ben’s 100m time in pantaloons. We rave about the VIP vibes, Philly merch lines, and athlete hype reels that make track stars feel like NFL icons.

Bonus in person episode recorded at the shore! We share Erin’s whirlwind experience hosting the Team USA Universal Shoot in LA for the 2026 Winter Olympics, filming promotional content with athletes. We discuss Erin’s role hosting two sets “Cold Seat,” a chaotic game show where she controlled snow and wind elements, and “Fireside Chats,” casual interviews with athletes like Lindsey Vonn and Alex Ferreira (aka Hot Dog Hans). We talk about the intense production environment, including craft services, hair and makeup challenges, and a stylist who helped Erin conquer her fear of jeans. We highlight Erin’s interactions with Team USA’s Mo, who runs digital media, and crew members with credits on Modern Family and Ellen. We cover meeting athletes like snowboarder Maddie Mastro, skeleton athlete Mystique Ro, and para-athletes Andrew Kurka and a Paralympic curler with an inspiring story. We mention Erin’s social anxiety at a creators’ event and her new styling tips from stylist Carrie.

Erin is fresh off of baking a cake and mentally preparing for a secret LA trip. Erin conquers her fear of Ulta. A cereal brand uses a tricky but legal way to market their brand. We discuss the World Shot Put Series, Sydney McLaughlin Levrone’s 100 meter sprint debut at the Grand Slam, and a runner who nabbed $285 in freebies using his wife’s London Marathon medal. Erin spills the tea on a TikTok Pilates instructor’s controversial rant against overweight clients and an update on a paternity fraud case with a shocking jail twist. Our “How About We Just Die” segment covers toxic chemicals in store receipts. The “No Bad” story highlights a toddler’s heartwarming friendship with a wild crow named Russell. We announce plans to attend the Grand Slam, credentials or not. Also Erin is posting on Snapchat Follow us on Snapchat (@ImMrsSpaceCadet, @ScrapTownUSA).

We’re coming at you from the 35th floor of the Virgin Hotel in NYC, and this episode is a wild ride! We are in the Big Apple for a Webby Awards event (spoiler: Erin didn’t win, blame the bots), and it’s been a rollercoaster of influencer overload. Erin braved the first day solo, navigating Penn Station all alone and struggling to find the hotel. "LA" type influencers were everywhere making Erin feel uncomfortable...Think prom dresses and 20 take photo shoots. Mike swooped in for day two, and we tackled Adobe Photoshop activations, ate a Flaming Hot Cheeto cupcake (it’s… spicy?), and vibed with Jools LeBron ("very demure” queen) on turning her viral moment into a brand. We also ran into @effinbirds who snagged Erin's Webby. Erin rants about the Met Gala and is obsessed with the wheeled curtain that hides the celebrities outfits. On the train home, we bonded with Noah, an AI startup genius with a scooter and breakup stories that kept us hooked. Plus, a No Bad, No Sad moment: Noah says AI could lead to a utopia, not a dystopia.

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We celebrate National Donut Week and discuss Be a Millionaire Day. The episode covers major sporting events like the Kentucky Derby and Grand Slam Track, alongside personal anecdotes and a viral Delco Pooper story. We also touch on marathon brain fog, NFL draft jersey production, and Tiger Woods’ community initiative in Philly.

Key Discussion Points:

• Erin laments her 30-day no-fun diet while joking about being millionaires in laughs and memes. Mike debates whether donuts are overrated unless from a bakery.
• Kentucky Derby: Described as a Hunger Games like event for billionaires with big hats, all horses are descendants of Secretariat. The winning purse is $5M, with jockeys earning significantly less than owners.
• Grand Slam Track: Michael Johnson’s innovative track meet series features signed athletes, challengers, and $100,000 prizes. Highlights include theatrical walk-ins and an unsigned UPS worker earning $50,000, hyped by peers.
• London Marathon: With 1.1 million ballot applicants for just 56,000 spots, Erin suggests Sports Tours International for a guaranteed bib. She shares her post-marathon struggles, tying into a study on marathon brain fog caused by myelin depletion, reversible in two months.
• NFL Draft: The hosts marvel at the rapid jersey production post-draft, with screen printersusing team-specific fonts to deliver in two minutes, a feat likened to a Gordon Ramsay kitchen.
• Tea Time - Delco Pooper: A road rage incident in Delco leads to Christina Solomito pooping on a car’s windshield, sparking viral Philly Mag coverage. Her OnlyFans side hustle and unbothered mugshot add to the saga.

• No Bad News - Tiger Woods’ Philly Project: Tiger Woods supports a $100M restoration of Cobbs Creek Golf Course, adding a TGR Learning Lab for STEAM education and community growth, potentially hosting PGA events.

Erin spills all on her London Marathon adventure, tackling heat, humidity, and a sprained foot just three weeks after urgent care. Erin got lost and ended up in a creepy London cemetery with Dan after too many red wines. Erin bonds with her emotional support pal Emily, runs into Dave from NYC for a 14-mile run-walk-run lifeline, and chugs Lucozade like it’s medicine while grabbing candy from strangers. The Sheraton Grand Park Lane hotel screams royalty, but Erin and Dan stick out like sore thumbs among marble and piano vibes. Erin get a PR trying to finish before dinner reservations. Post race, Erin becomes a Guinness World Record certificate holder for most marathon finishers. While a Bridgerton star sighting and a decadent Sunday roast fuel the victory lap. Plus, Sports Tours International saves the day with VIP buses and zero logistics stress. Packed with laughs, heart, and marathon madness, this episode’s your fuel for your next run, walk, or wine fueled cemetery detour.

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