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We went to the American Dream Mall in NJ to watch the National Curling Championships. We went to go support Chris Plys and Team Shuster and ended up staying in the mall for over 12 hours wandering around aimlessly waiting for the 7pm game. We explored the theme parks, restaurants, and bathrooms. Listen along as we devolve into madness as the episode progresses.

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Why does cranberry juice taste weird? New Jersey is in a battle about their street signs. Since when can babies not drink water. We discover the most intense curling clip. Erin starts seeing muscle progress after working out every day. Long Boi is our new favorite duck. Is this clip of a Saudi Prince giving away a mercedes benz to a little boy real? Would you quit your job to go drive the wienermobile for Oscar Meyer? A Dutch supermarket creates a slow checkout lane for elderly who want to chat.

Erin lets tea bully her. Sign in and sign out sheets give us anxiety. Silent discos don't make sense to us. We try to decipher the lyrics to Lifestyle by Rich Gang. Erin describes her favorite noises to hear. The Miami Dolphins are building a new stadium which gives them the ultimate home advantage. Would you bring an emotional support clown with you to a meeting if you're getting fired? Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in her bathroom so guests can do a speech in the mirror. Are bumper cars too awkward for you?

Erin's mom has a new instagram account. (https://www.instagram.com/judy.gaffney.31) Erin rants about snow. Pilots apparently speed run their trips. We discuss what Pimp My Ride would be like if released in 2024. A man breaks a world record for putting underwear on the fastest. A wedding party crashes a venue and has an impromptu wedding. Snoop Dogg will be commentating on the NBC Olympic Games. There's a pit in Yellowstone where people can "legally" dump bodies.

Erin goes summarizes her trip to Puerto Rico. Do you guys actually take baths? Hersey's has found themselves in a class action lawsuit. We go through 5 reasons why going to NY for New Years Eve sounds miserable. We do some investigating on NPC Tiktokers. There's a year long cruise that has some internal drama. We create a new legal team.

Happy New Year Everyone! Erin is in Puerto Rico recording from a beach. Mike has a rant about a post office worker. Do you have any 2024 goals? We go into a debate about which is the next bite you take out of a sandwich. Which fruit can you throw the farthest? Is there a correlation between how rich someone is and how hard it is to find their trash can? NFL players surprising kids is our favorite no bad no sad’s this season. 

Merry Christmas everyone! We go through a list of some unhinged Christmas song lyrics. Erin updates us on her health. There was a bull on the loose on the train tracks in NJ. The whiss toilets in Amsterdam make us uncomfortable. Extreme ironing is a sport. Competitive puzzling is a thing. There was a battle between a married couple for an Eagles jacket. Which country has the most millionaires. Bernese Mountain Dog's have a Christmas day parade.

Erin goes on a work retreat in the city of Philadelphia. Mike visits a warehouse. Rizz becomes 2023's word of the year. We test Erin on her ability to tell the difference between Julia Roberts & Sandra Bullock. Mcdonalds is starting a new store to compete with Starbucks. Erin finds her new favorite animal, the sand swimming golden mole. We go through a list of good things going on in the world that most people are unaware of. A man discovers a kid riding his bike through his driveway and decides to give him a surprise.

Do you like building gingerbread houses? Erin had Christmas early. Erin attended a running brand conference. We go through our Spotify Wrapped and see what you guys love to listen to. Duolingo twitter is unhinged and must be stopped. Someone keeps pushing ChatGPT to create the happiest bunny and the results are unreal. Mike reads an unhinged customer email. Kyoto, Japan school has a graduation where the students are allowed to wear whatever they want. Macaulay Culkin finally gets a star on the hollywood walk of fame.