NonMembers Only

NonMembers Only

By Erin Azar, Mike HouraniSports
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  • #113 - Erin Tries Goalball??

    Erin thinks Bill Murry and Tom Hanks are the same person. There's a walrus that is sinking small boats. A man tricks escape room owner. Which is smarter? A seagull or a crow? Erin gives us a vocab book update. We discover goalball...maybe Erin will try it. Food in Dubai looks super bland. China has created a new way to keep drivers alert at night.

    56 min
  • #112 - Pig Contest Intensity 🐷

    Cyber Monday is a scam. A man shares his frustration with starting a chocolate brand. Mike talks about his rebrand to ScrapPockets. Dyson has designed the worst sink ever. A video of mike's gas pump fears gets reviewed. Stanley cup's seizes a great marketing opportunity. A pig contest goes viral. NFL mascots vs kids is a long standing American tradition that makes no sense. What do you say when someone knocks on your door in a public restroom? Mike shares a men's restroom secret that shocks Erin. A teacher gets an exciting send off from his whole school before the NYC marathon.


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    54 min
  • #111 - Hug a Runner (feat. Josh, the Dunkin Man)

    It's national hug a runner day! We interview Josh, the man who ran the NYC marathon dressed in a Dunkin Donuts costume that he made himself out of Dunkin cups and boxes! We have a story from a listener who was able to finish the marathon with the help of a stranger. Erin rants about the monster/devil emoji. Mike rants about neighborhood signs that make no sense. A shipwreck has 22 billion dollars worth of treasures at the bottom of the ocean. Erin reads a well written story about a bird and his eating dome. Jason Kelce and Mike McDaniel join Erin's list of NFL people that she loves. The Philadelphia Eagles eagle catches Erin's attention. Mike discovers a bed making competition in Japan. We go through the best signs during the NYC Marathon. A little boy enters a dirt bike races and a bunch of teens support him.


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    52 min
  • #110 - NYC Marathon 2023 🏃 (Uncut & Unhinged)

    We record on the sideline of the marathon route in NYC. We try to talk to some celebrities that we know are running the marathon. We try some rizzed up glizzies. We are staying in a fancy hotel right by central park that is definitely a members only club. The staff at the hotel are top notch friendly people however the patrons were rude.

    58 min
  • #109 - Mini Dry Erase Whiteboard 🍔
    Erin tells us about her race where her whole team dropped out. Mike and Sam took a little road trip and had to fill their own gas. A new Powerball winner is blowing through his money. The NFL custom paints their fields. Nice couple wins sideline passes for a football game. What's going on with the Vegas Sphere? Why is Ikea making pink and black hotdogs? A wanted man comments on police departments Facebook page. A restaurant makes a menu with business product names. An artist creates child-like construction paper canvas art. A run store lets you steal if you can beat the security in a race. How many times a day do you have to move to stay healthy? There is a daycare for both the elderly and children. If anyone is reading this I'm writing this in bed at midnight on nyc marathon weekend idk if this even makes sense.
    53 min
  • #108 - Spooky Life Horrors! 👻

    In this special spooky episode we discuss real life horrors. What is your horror movie flaw? Do you have decorations that used to scare you? A mummified man has been on display for 128 years. We don't like scary movies. The guest at the Stanley Hotel claims to have captured a ghost on camera. We discuss the Scream Mask origin story. What were the top costumes in each decade. Zillow homes are scary. A man finds a house above his house. We talk about 2 social media Halloween trends, the switch witch and the pumpkin head trends. Is Monster Mash about Monsters doing a dance or about a song called the Monster Mash which we never get to hear?



    57 min
  • #107 - Camel's Lying Humps 🐫
    Erin gives another run update! She's posting on Youtube again! We go through a "false things we were taught" bracket. Very controversial! Panda's are no longer going to live in the USA. One of the largest pryamids in the world is a Bass Pro Shop. We go through a list of 15th century dog names. We read Erins favorite 1 star review. Zucky is releasing new camera glasses. Will Ferrell becomes a DJ.
    55 min
  • #106 - Rat Czar 🐀
    It's our 2 year anniversay, we think? People are stealing Mike's hand. Erin gives a positive run update. NFL players last name shock Erin. We announce our trip to NYC for the marathon. Why don't we look in mirrors? NYC appoints a rat czar. Vanna White gets her first raise in 18 years. Theres a conspiracy around Taylor Swift and the Jets football team. We explain why it's so hard to find No Bad No Sad stories.
    49 min
  • #105 - Laziness Festival

    What was the weirdest thing you got while trick or treating? Erin talks about her experience being a guest on other podcasts. Erin has new opinions on running in Disney. We go through the unhinged memes and videos that Erin has shared with Mike all week. A man lives with a pigeon on his head. We discover new compliments for dinner. Gwyneth Paltrow puts out one of the worst social media ads we've ever seen. In our new segment Education with Erin we discuss the naming of hurricanes. A NYC man stops traffic to show strangers Saturn.

    54 min
  • #104 - Escaped Prisoner

    Mike attends a pizza festival hosted by Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. Erin has signed up for a marathon...kind of. Erin has to take care of chickens at her kids school. We get into a beef in some instagram comments. Why do our locations There was an escaped murderer near Erin's home.


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    57 min

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NonMembers Only is a sports(ish) variety show for curious people who aren’t already in the know. Every week, we curate the niche sports, pop culture, and internet stories worth knowing - and when we…

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