On this episode of the rundown, both the DIDDY trial and the KAREN READ trials come to an end. We talk closing statements in the Diddy trial and all of the post trial circus show activities in the Karen Read trial. The McAlberts caught lying on Nightline and Michael Proctor shows 20/20 what regret looks like!

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Panic spreads at the Suncoast Playboy Club when an aspiring photographer turns up brutally murdered right after shooting the annual "Bunny of the Year" contest; the Playboy Bunnies fear their club is a target and that one of them could be next.

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Fresh from a breakup, a Playboy casting assistant revels in the L.A. nightlife scene until a wild night out ends in her mysterious death.

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So much happens everyday in both trials it's hard to keep up. But the last three witnesses for the defense took the stand and were hot and spicy! We also talk about Alan Jackson's electric closing statements. And we talk about our general confusion about the Diddy trial. Is he going to get off? New episode out now!

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Therapist Jodi Hildebrandt's crusade against masturbation drives a wedge between couples in crisis; she forms a dark alliance with Mormon mommy vlogger Ruby Franke, but a horrifying 911 call exposes the depths of their bizarre beliefs.

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Joey and Ellyn go over the past couple days of testimony in the P Diddy and Karen Read trial, including a heartbreaking but important testimony from Diddy‘s ex assistant Mia, as well as in the Karen Read trial the sweetest plow driver you ever did meet, Lucky, and the woman who is a meme now and forever for being the most hostile witness ever, Kelly Dever.

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Master conman Nicholas Rossi fakes his death to evade justice, adopts new identities and leaves a trail of alleged crimes across continents.

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In Rundown 4 - Diddy’s former assistant, Capricorn Clark, takes the stand for a full day worth of (INSANE) testimony. We learn everything Cassie and Kid Cudi told us plus a whole lot more. A FIVE DAY lie detector test???? Yup! Plus! As the Commonwealth wraps up its case with its final witness, we hear from an “expert” reconstructionist who does a kindergarten finger painting project to prove the Prosecution's theory. All this and more! Mostly nudes…on TRUE CRIME RUNDOWN. 

Jon and Carie Hallford's Return to Nature promises care but instead leaves bodies decomposing in filth and provides families with concrete instead of ashes; when investigators arrive, the Hallfords flee, leaving families demanding justice.

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Hello DBS! We wanted to start your weekend right with the next episode of TRUE CRIME RUNDOWN! The casual chat that Ellyn and Joey have about the hot topics that are hitting the true crime news. In this episode we will go over the past couple days of testimony from Cassie Ventura's mother, mama Regina, as well as two of Diddy's former assistants, Cassie's make up artist, a hotel manager (you're not gonna wanna miss THAT story) and the explosive testimony of Cassie's former boyfriend Kid Cudi. And over in the Karen Read trial we of course throw vast amounts of shade to Bev, as she continues to be a disgrace, and we talk about how none of us actually listened to what Shanon Burgess had to say, because he lied about having a bachelors degree. Is this real life?

We also introduce our new cohost! Tabitha! (ssssssajoke)

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