We know why you're here: HARDCORE MAC TALK. Frank Solich is a fine wine, Jason Candle might get a better job soon, WMU has absurd experience, and even Notre Dame media are piling on Bowling Green's Necessary Roughness-style staff. Also: you just don't understand how big a deal Kathy Ireland once was.

Okay, yes, you're also probably here to hear us talking about aging sportswriters, virgin Twitter experiences, hating the troops, S&P+ figuring out option offenses, and, uh, good tennis books. You have a standing invitation to come on the show, John Feinstein.

(Man ... Kathy Ireland ... John Feinstein ... uh, Frank Solich ... IT'S THE 1990S RETRO EPISODE OF PAPN.)

Also, AskPAPN: the interesting Charlotte job, the most hopeless previews, OU should have gone for it every time against Bama, the easiest C-USA jobs, the MWC's commonsense moves, and good god, this Auburn-Georgia bickering is dumber than most Auburn-Georgia bickering.

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