"My husband and I just opened our pool for the Summer and I'm already getting heat from family and friends because of something I said this past weekend. We were at a family birthday party when I said going in the pool counts as a bath. Just about everybody at the party was horrified. I told them the chlorine gets the kids clean. Everyone disagreed and half heartedly joked that I'm a bad mother. Does the pool count as a bath? I bet your listeners would agree with me."

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