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It’s April 1st, and no—this isn’t an April Fools joke. Peaches is back behind the mic for the Ones Ready Daily Drop, breaking down your Air Force and Space Force headlines with the perfect mix of sarcasm, salt, and a little bit of “are we really doing this?”

We’ve got the Space Force talking satellite refuels, the Pentagon trying (again) to make combat standards gender-neutral, and junior enlisted finally getting a raise worth talking about.

Also: a new biblical Joint Chiefs nominee, the F-47 getting ghosted from the budget, and one more T-38 almost going full kamikaze over DC. Buckle up.

🔥 Key Takeaways:

💥 E-4 Mafia Gets a Raise – 14.5% for junior enlisted. Finally, some respect.
 💥 Transgender in the Military? – 300+ Academy grads say yes. Peaches… doesn’t.
 💥 T-38: Death Trap of the Skies – Another day, another near-miss.
 💥 F-47 Budget Axe – The AF Secretary just hit it with a “not this year, fam.”
 💥 Space Force Playing the Long Game – Satellite refuels & orbital carriers are in.
 💥 Gender-Neutral Combat Standards – About time. The battlefield doesn’t care what’s in your pants.
 💥 Signal Chat Scandal? – The White House said “case closed.” Peaches said “we’ll see.”
 💥 Pay Raises > Recruiting Gimmicks – Retention’s the fight now.
 💥 Infrastructure is Falling Apart – Cybersecurity + potholes = our national brand.
 💥 Biblical Joint Chiefs Energy – Raisin Kane is about to make it rain.

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