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The Ones Ready crew doesn’t do boring briefs—and this one is pure chaos. Peaches breaks down the military circus: Army stockpiles waiting for the big fight, the Navy flexing nukes, Marines storming beaches like it’s 1944, and the Air Force still pretending AI is cheap. Space Force wants a 15-year plan before the end of the year (good luck), the Coast Guard’s busting smugglers off Point Loma, and oh yeah—the Secretary of Defense just recalled 800 generals to Quantico. Rumor says they’re about to sweat through PT tests while half of them are running on Ozempic and ego. Grab a chair, pour a strong one, and enjoy the roast.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Peaches back in the team room (and drinking bros plug)
01:30 – Nashville Operator Training Summit: last few slots
03:50 – The mattress “scandal” at 23rd STS: facts vs. lies
06:20 – Army Defender 25: pre-positioned war stock explained
07:00 – Navy Trident II tests and nuclear triad smack talk
07:40 – Marines launch UNITAS and Blount Island logistics
08:50 – Air Force AI sprint: human-machine teaming headaches
09:40 – Air Force Marathon: 7,600 people willingly ran
10:10 – Space Test Program: master’s degree in space engineering
10:50 – Space Force: Saltzman pushes 15-year design plan
11:20 – Vandenberg beaches reopen, unlike Eglin’s
12:00 – Coast Guard: Point Loma bust and pay updates
12:40 – SECDEF recalls 800 generals for PT tests and accountability
15:00 – Ozempic generals with gaunt faces and bad reps
16:00 – Wrap up: Nashville OTS, merch, and final roast

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