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Peaches is back in the Ones Ready Team Room with another no-BS drop that’ll make the Pentagon sweat. From the government shutdown that’s starving paychecks to the beefy boys rolling off bread trucks in Chicago, this episode rips through every headline the brass wishes you’d ignore. Peaches calls out the “financially illiterate” lifestyle of troops living beyond their means, laughs at the Army Corps’ endless postponements, and lights up DoD’s hilariously outdated cybersecurity systems.

 Then it’s on to the Marines flexing “maritime domain awareness” for an attaboy, the Air Force’s missileer cancer scare, and the Space Force trying to sound cool with “hypersonic challenges.” Oh—and the Coast Guard Cutter Midgett (yes, really) returns from busting drug runners like it’s the sequel to Narcos.
Top it off with Peaches’ unfiltered rant on false IG complaints, whistleblowers, and accountability. The episode ends with updates on the sold-out Nashville Operator Training Summit and a sneak peek at the next Vegas OTS—because rest is for civilians.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Hydration, Hoist, and Old Man Midnight Sips
02:30 – The Shutdown Circus: Paychecks, WIC, and Why You’re Broke
04:50 – Fat Troops and Bread Trucks in Chicago
07:15 – Cybersecurity Theater: Outdated Systems and Cheesy Training
09:25 – Marines Celebrate “Maritime Domain Awareness” (Whatever That Means)
11:50 – Missileers, Cancer, and the HunterSeven Lifeline
13:10 – Tac-P Documentary: Filthy Legends, Must-Watch History
14:15 – Inspector General Reform: Bye-Bye Anonymous Whiners
17:00 – Presidential Directives, Bureaucratic Chaos, and Infrastructure BS
18:50 – Nashville OTS Recap + Sneak Peek: Vegas Summit Locked In

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