H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Commitments," where they discuss who the sexiest Beatle is, why Jerry's kink might be killing people, and OMG DOROTHY'S OUTFITS. Tune in next week for "Questions and Answers!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Goodbye Mr. Gordon,," where they discuss teacher crushes, Dorothy's Fisher Price word processor, and why Jean and Big Sally should have dated. Tune in next week for "The Commitments!"

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It's a Golden Girls party! Alaska Thunderfuck, Eliot Glazer, and Handsome Jeremy Mikush join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "Old Boyfriends," where they discuss the art of skipping, Marvin's Bugs Bunny accent, and first kiss stories. Tune in next week for "Goodbye Mr. Gordon!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Pope's Ring," where they discuss Paypal, Pee Wee Herman, and how shitty the Private Investigator was. Tune in next week for "Old Boyfriends!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "From Here to the Pharmacy," where they discuss what to put in a will, if Blanche should have told Bill that she didn't remember him, and they even speak a little (bad) Spanish! Tune in next week for "The Pope's Ring!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Room 7," where they discuss the sweet thematic parallel between Sophia and Blanche, creepy ghost children, and their concern for Rose's well being. Tune in next week for "From Here to the Pharmacy!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Rose Loves Miles," where they discuss the best Italian pastries, bucket lists, and if the mighty sequoia that Dorothy uprooted was the same tree that Freida Claxton tried to take down. Tune in next week for "Room 7!"

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A hurricane's a-here! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 2," where they discuss Dorothy's real-life gorgeous son, the scene with the hammer, and why Kerri gets so stressed out by rainy boots on a clean carpet. Tune in next week for "Rose Loves Miles!"

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A hurricane's a-comin'! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 1," where they discuss their own hurricane experiences, why Telethons should make a comeback, and if Rose really thinks penises grow back if you cut them off. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Part 2!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Dateline: Miami" where they discuss the vacation Bea Arthur took that week, taking someone's virginity, and Rose and Blanche's almost-kiss. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Parts 1 and 2!"

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