H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Mother Load," where they try roasting each other before discussing Blanche's sexy black dress and the word "moist." Tune in next week for "Dateline: Miami!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Where's Charlie," where they discuss real-life Tokyo Rose, Miles' dumb ring, and what Bea Arthur was REALLY writing at the kitchen table. Tune in next week for "Mother Load!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "That's For Me to Know," where they discuss how amazing Blanche's legs look in that robe, Sal's weird relationship with his dog, and why everyone voted for Dorothy. Tune in next week for "Where's Charlie?"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Beauty and the Beast," where they discuss that saucy little Drew Barrymore contestant, why Dorothy never goes to the conference, and what "smelling rats" in a talent show looks like. Tune in next week when we watch "That's For Me to Know!"

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FBI Profiler Jim Clemente (Real Crime Profile, Best CaseWorst Case podcasts) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "The Case of the Libertine Belle," where Kerri finally gets her wish to have a REAL expert weigh in on the accuracy of a criminal investigation on an episode of The Golden Girls. Tune in next week when we watch "Beauty and the Beast!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 premiere episode "Hey Look Me Over," where they discuss how double exposures work, why Blanche would never forget sleeping with Charlie, and why Dorothy's list of hearing loss warning signs are suspect. Tune in next week for "The Case of the Libertine Belle!"

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OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 finale "Henny Penny," where they talk about everything under the sun and do a little singing, too. Happy holidays and happy new year to all of you, and we'll be back in 2018 for the start of season 7 with "Hey Look Me Over!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss starting their own fires, how Mrs. Hargrove's dying statement wouldn't have been admissible in court, and all the smart things Rose has done over the years.Tune in next week when we're joined by 2 very special guests to watch the season 6 finale, "Henny Penny!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Love for Sale," where they discuss the business of selling balloons, cheap men at charity auctions, and Uncle Angelo's (wild?) social life. Tune in next week for "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "What a Difference a Date Makes," where they discuss John's sex appeal, why Dorothy should have remembered her children, and what a school dance whose theme is "Wear a Condom" might look like. Tune in next week for "Love for Sale!"

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