Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Joey Gray (Founder and Editor of HARDY: a queer zine) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "The Bloom is Off the Rose," where they discuss Cher (again), Dorothy's orgasmic reaction to puzzles, and how Rex was DEFINITELY going to murder Blanche if they went night fishing. Tune in next week when we watch "Sister of the Bride!"

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OOTL all-star Eliot Glazer joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Ebbtide's Revenge," where they discuss how dead bodies travel, which musical diva almost played Angela, and why this episode always makes us cry. Tune in next week when we watch "The Bloom is off the Rose!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Stand By Your Man" where they discuss Kerri's recent experience seeing Betty White, whether Ted's dick worked, and what putting a banana in a tail pipe would do. Tune in next week (and grab some extra tissues) when we watch "Ebbtide's Revenge!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die," where they discuss whether lesbian poetry is a turn-on, making coffee with Coke instead of water, and if Sophia packed her nightgown in her purse. Tune in next week when we watch "Stand By Your Man!"

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LGBTQ Disaster Relief fund (managed by Houston's Montrose Center) - http://www.montrosecenter.org/hub/lgbtq-hurricane-harvey-disaster-relief-fund/
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Houston Humane Society - http://www.houstonhumane.org/
Cantor Fitzgerald Relief Fund - https://www.cantorrelief.org/

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Mrs. George Devereaux," where they discuss dealing with grief through dreams, whether Dorothy should have put on her Cher outfit for Sonny, and who probably showed their wang in the production of Equus. Tune in next week when we watch "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia," where they discuss why it's financially irresponsible fill a kiddie pool with honey, ink blot tests, and what Sophia could have done to not get her cleaning deposit back after 10 days at the Convent. Tune in next week when we watch "Mrs. George Devereaux!"

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Writer David Crabb and actor Jack Perry join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girl's season 6 episode "Zborn Again," where they discuss Dorothy's sexy phone call, how one might mistake a penis for the parking brake, and why it's weird that Rose's best sex was when she killed Charlie. Tune in next week when we watch "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"

And be sure to pick up a copy of David's fantastic book 'Bad Kid' (or you can check out the audio book!)

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Feelings" where they discuss how all the men in this episode were pieces of human garbage, why Blanche would make a bad psychologist, and the correct way to pronounce "gymnast." Tune in next week when we watch "Zborn Again!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more Golden Girls fun!

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OOTL all-star Gaby Dunn and comedian Eli Olsberg join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Wham Bam Thank You Mammy," where they discuss whether they'd date someone with a criminal record, Dorothy's fantastic bow tie outfit, and how awkward it felt to keep saying "mammy." Tune in next week when we watch "Feelings!"

And be sure to check out Gaby's new book "I Hate Everyone But You," which you can pre-order now!

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Snap Out of It," where they discuss the sensitive nature of Jimmy's story, Dorothy's door acting, and Blanche's true age. Tune in next week when we watch "Wham Bam Thank You, Mammy!" Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more Golden Girls fun!

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