Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "If At Last You Do Succeed!", where they discuss better names for Stan's dumb potato thing, war bonds, and sharty parties. Tune in next week when we watch "Snap Out of it!"

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“Miami is Nice” is a group art exhibition, queer performance series, and gay wedding celebration, inspired by the fearless irreverence of the hit television show "The Golden Girls." H. Alan and Kerri speak with the two handsome grooms Zachary and Nick! Visit MiamiIsNice.com to make a donation, learn about submitting your own Golden Girls art, and find out more about this most awesome idea.

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Once in St. Olaf," where they discuss fantasy parents, Dorothy's dark-as-fuck joke about Amelia Earhart, and if candy stripers in fact have that much administrative power. Tune in next week when we watch "If At Last You Don't Succeed!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 premiere "Blanche Delivers," where they discuss their own birth stories, how great Rose looked as an Ice Princess, and oonies. Tune in next week when we watch "Once in St. Olaf!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 finale "The President's Coming! (Parts 1 & 2)", where they discuss the Presidents they've met, the best episodes of season 5, and what YOU guys would have said to George H. W. Bush if he showed up at your door. Tune in next week when we watch the season 6 premiere, "Blanche Delivers!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "All Bets Are Off", where they discuss whether Rose was a crappy painter, Donald's connection to museums, and how anxious they feel when Dorothy's gambling gets out of control. Tune in next week when we watch the season 5 finale, "The President's Coming!" (Parts 1 & 2)

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present!", where they discuss what turns them on, how boring Doug was, and why we need more gorgeous marble bathrooms in this world. Tune in next week when we watch "All Bets Are Off!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Cheaters," where they discuss Dorothy and Glenn's magical kiss, if actual nuns were arrested in this episode, and what H. Alan thinks a "whooping crane" is. Tune in next week when we watch "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Sisters and Other Strangers," where they discuss erotic fiction, Vanna White, and the unhealthy decision Magda made by drinking so many Slurpees. Tune in next week when we watch "Cheaters!"

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Matt Baume (host of 'The Sewers of Paris' podcast and author of 'Defining Marriage') joined H. Alan this week (Kerri is sick, she's better now though) to chat about "Twice in a Lifetime," where Rose has an old flame come to town, and Sophia needs her goddamn space! Fun Fact: She gets her space in the apartment of the Sultan from Aladdin. Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more GG fun!

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