Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "All That Jazz" where they discuss Michael's assholery, elastic in the back, and those old, breathy Calvin Klein Obsession commercials. Tune in next week when we watch "Ebb Tide."

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest to watch "72 Hours," and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. There will even be a fun raffle! Tickets are $10 and you can get them at OutOntheLanai.com/live.

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "A Comedy of Errors," where they discuss stand-up, appearing in the high school yearbook, and why it's stressful when someone gives you an entire cake. Tune in next week when we watch "All That Jazz."

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest to watch "72 Hours," and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. There will even be a fun raffle! Tickets are $10 and you can get them at OutOnTheLanai.com/live.

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "That Old Feeling," where they discuss stories about their grandparents, Jamie's blonde patch, and Blanche's PJ tassels. Tune in next week when we watch "Comedy of Errors!"

And if you're in Los Angeles on Thursday, March 16th, we'll be recording another LIVE episode of Out on the Lanai at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics. Alaska Thunderfuck will be returning as our special guest, and all proceeds will be going toward the senior services provided by the LGBT center at Triangle Square. Tickets are $10 and you can get them HERE: OutOnTheLanai.com/live

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Not Another Monday," where they discuss Sophia's dilemma, Blanche's ongoing thirst quest, and whether Rose made the baby sick by diapering a raw turkey. Tune in next week when we watch "That Old Feeling!"

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Dancing in the Dark," where they discuss how dumb Miles friends were, hardware store sex, and the weirdness of Blanche getting turned on by grizzly bears. Tune in next week when we watch "Not Another Monday!"

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Katie Renée Thomas and Caitlin Barlow (TV Land's Teachers) join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Under the Big Top," where they discuss Rose's sad protest circle, whether circus bathrooms are gross for hand jobs, and if Dorothy was an asshole to Ken. Be sure and tune in next week when we watch "Dancing in the Dark," and definitely tune in to season 2 of Teachers on TV Land Tuesday nights at 10PM/9PM CT! Visit OutOnTheLanai.com for more!

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Rose Fights Back," where they discuss how to do Costco, when old people should retire, and shaving legs. Tune in next week when we watch "Love Under the Big Top!"

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Comedian Joe DeRosa ("We'll See You in Hell" podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode “Inaccurate Conception,” where they wonder what Sophia would have done with Tony Bennett's semen, whether Stan roofied Dorothy the night he got her pregnant, and if Blanche was being too mean to Rebecca. Tune in next week when we watch "Rose Fights Back!"

And be sure to check out the premiere of Joe's 1 hour standup special "You Let Me Down" on Comedy Central!

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Out on the Lanai All-Star Eliot Glazer and his friend Fernando join H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls very special season 5 premiere "Sick and Tired: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss Bea Arthur's cue cards, homemade salad dressing, and what the rest of Dr. Budd's dinner might have been like...

Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Inaccurate Conception!"

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Despite the fact that they hate covering GG clip shows that repurpose old footage, that's EXACTLY what H. Alan and Kerri have done in this 2016 year-end wrap-up episode! Listen to them reminisce about all the times they casually mentioned bowel movements, raved about the girls' fashion, and argued over something really really stupid. With appearances from former guests like: Grace Helbig, Alaska Thunderfuck, Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Satya Bhabha, Brittani Nichols, Sierra Santana, Margot Leitman, Adam Newman, Selena Coppock, Lauren Reeves, John Halbach, Kit Williamson, Chris Thayer, and Stan!

Happy holidays, and we'll see you all in 2017. Stay Golden!

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