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We continue our deep dive into the story of the Queen Diva of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey. 

 

See LPN's favorite divas this January in Chicago, Pontiac and Milwaukee! Get your tickets for Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! 

Uh-oh, cleanup in aisle Page 7 cuz we're gossing about Jason Derulo's too hot for Instagram pic, Adam Driver in "Marriage Story" and Lizzo twerking at the Laker's game. 

 

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Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, come see Frau Jackie and the rest of the gang this January!  Get your tickets here for Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! 

 

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We recap "Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment" and errybody in Riverdale is in therapy and boy oh boy do they have STUFF to talk about. 

 

Hey LA! Come see Page 7 and WIzard and the Bruiser Live TONIGHT at The Regent Theater. Grab your tickets here, Jackie will give you (consensual) kissins!  

 

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We're getting festive y'all! We talk about our love for advent calendars and holiday scented candles. Then we goss about Josh Brolin burning his butthole, Jason Momoa plastic shaming Chris Pratt and Post Malone being the cutest. 

 

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LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, we are visiting you and we encourage you to slap Holden. Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! 

 

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Jackie, Natalie and H. Mo recount the history of The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser, Rob Zombie.

 

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches to score a ticket to our winter tour! LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser Live! 

 

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Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm". Lotsa big questions this episode: where do all these orphans come from? Why did they serving Thanksgiving dinner to a doll? Was there human meat in the lamb pies? Where is the body?!?

 

Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, warm up this winter with our hottest goss.

 

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Jackie, Natalie and Holden explore the hard work and dedication behind Lizzo's rise to stardom

 

Want to see our thicc sweaty bodies in person? Lucky you, we're going on tour this winter! LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser Live! 

 

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Jackie, Molly & Holden ponder the big questions: why is everyone on the Food Network drunk? Is Tom Hanks the perfect Mr. Rogers? And is "Cats" the Holden McNeely of holiday movies (aka, deeply annoying)?

 

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LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, best stock up on your Rita's! Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! 

 

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Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary" and whooo boy, we are getting loosey juicy after that Hermione - Hiram sex scene

 

Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE! LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, we're bringing you our hottest goss this winter. 

 

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Jackie and Holden explore the making of (and the makeup in) "Euphoria". 

 

LA, Chicago, Pontiac & Milwaukee, we want to laugh with you and see your finest Euphoria inspired eyeshadow looks. Come see Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser LIVE!