Laura Preppon has come right out with some insane Scientology speak, Prince Phillip shows his salty sea man side, and rumors of a long dead romance being rekindled are dished and discussed.

Paula Deen got some esplainin' to do (although she probably won't and will probably face no consequences) and Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving Scientology, if the rumors are to be believed, which they are.

Jackie goes to Shania Twain concert, the new season of True Detective gets discussed, and a big divorce gets announced!

Lindsey Lohan has found spiritual awareness and Bonecrusher is dead! On today's Page 7.

Oh man is Kim pissed about her babies being overshadowed. And also Screech got convicted of stabbing a guy! And joining us today we got Sharron Paul!

Ed Larson joins us to talk about the Duggar controversy and why Sally Ride took 100 tampons into space.

It's a hodgepodge kinda day on P7 this week as we talk about the new Cannibal Cop documentary and play a fantasy game of erotic dice with Coach Taylor and Tammy.

Henry Zebrowski joins us to talk about how the Voice would be better if everyone was hideously ugly or scarred and his recent mildly aggressive interaction with Wesley Snipes, while Jackie professes her newfound love for Gin Fizzies aka Boozy Water.

It's a round up of what we've missed the last couple weeks as we cover Miss Jenner, Rihanna's pizza dress, and the new Royal baby!

Jackie is both ecstatic and saddened at the news of Barry Manilow's marriage, Drake drowns in Madonna's lipstick, and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel narrowly avoid creating a blood diamond baby.