If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.   

With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.

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