Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.

With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.

Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!

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