Josh wonders why Christian and Dion chose to print their name while signing the pair of elf slippers ew auctioned off. Turns out Christian would rather get a celebrity print their name rather than sign it.

 

We all agree that shopping centre interactive maps are very confronting and give you a false sense of security until you instantly get lost at the corner of the National Geogrpahic and JB Hi-Fi wondering if you were meant to turn right or turn due South.

 

It's Dion's turn for 'Good at / Bad at' this week and he's shocking at buttering bread. Most of this turns out to be an issue with hard blocks of butter so I feel we can let Dion off lightly for this one.

 

With very special guest 'Wheel of Fortune Cookie' and 'Really Good'.

 

Don't forget - Our huge 100th Episode special live recording at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is on sale now!

 

Josh also has 2 Game Boys shows on sale as well 'Escape to the Megaverse' and 'Hey Hey It's The Butterfly Club'!

 

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