The boys are back and so is the NFL Draft! The Miami Dolphins have a first round draft pick for the first time in the Mike McDaniel era. So what are they going to do with the 21st overall pick? Will they stay put? Will they trade up? Or will Chris Grier and company try to leverage the board to get more day two picks and trade back?

Sam and Chris discuss all the scenarios, including some INSANE trade ideas that would absolutely rock The Dolphins fanbase if they came true.

So buckle up, buttercup! Because the NFL Draft is here and Miami is apt to get ridiculous!

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The boys re-cap the Anthony Weaver news before diving deep into the shit-tastic topic of Special Teams.  Danny Crossman remains the ST Coach, but should he? Our punter was awful, the kicker made us have diarrhea and the coverage teams were absolutely awful.

But Braxton Berrios was pretty good...too bad he is leaving.

In other words, Miami has a lot of work to do to make this black hole of a unit into a shing beacon of hope and light. Sam and Chris discuss and try to sort it all out on this very sticky episode of Perfectville.

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The Miami Dolphins 2023 season is over. A promising start fizzled into a familiar end as the team limped into the playoffs and lost in the Wild Card round...again.

Sam and Chris begin the painful process of de-constructing the 2023 team. First up? The defense. Vic Fangio has departed as the Defensive Coordinator and a successor has yet to be named. Various players are happy he is gone, while others may have been the source of Vic's frustration. Either way, the team has a lot of questions and very few answers in the early part of their offseason. Who will return? Who should move on? And how does Miami re-tool a defense that seemed to work...but begrudgingly so?

De-Constructing The 2023 Miami Dolphins has begun.

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Well...Miami made the playoffs. And for all of that hard work they get to travel to Kansas City in sub-zero temperatures with battered and bruised players.

Yay?

Can Miami overcome? Will they turn their adversity into opportunity? OR will Tyreek's revenge game be nothing more than another blip on the radar for a Dolphins team that is fading fast?

The boys discuss, dissect and predict the outcome of Miami's coldest game ever played.

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It's Week 18 and The Miami Dolphins are headed to the playoffs. So why does it feel..bad? Well, maybe because they STILL haven't clinched the AFC East and they STILL find themselves with a ton of injuries and...oh yeah...WE STILL HATE THE BUFFALO BILLS!

The Dolphins can clinch the division, provided they can beat Josh Allen and The Buffalo Bills on Sunday Night Football. Both of those things individually, have not been successful for Miami. So combining them sounds like the scariest thing ever.

Can The boys get it done and start the New Year off with something to celebrate? OR will they break their resolutions and show themselves to be the Same Old Dolphins?

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The Dolphins answered a lot of questions and changed a ton of narrtives with their win against Dallas on Christmas Eve. Yet, more quesitons remain. Can they do it on the road? Can they slow down or stop the leagye fvorite for MVP, Lamar Jackson? Or will Baltimore resolve to bet another good team on their schedule and ruin the last day of the year in the Town of Perfectville?

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Samta is here! And so is Christopher Cringle! And they are reading your letters and answering your questions on this very special edition of Perfectville.

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SO the last game sucked, right? Miami squanders a 14 point lead with three minutes to go and somehow LOSES to the hapless Tennessee Titans on Monday Night. They also lose hold of the top seed in the AFC and lost a potential three game lead on The Buffalo Bills for the AFC East, with four games to go. Plenty of things went wrong for Miami in their last game.

Which is why they really need to rally around themselves and right the ship this week, against the stupid New York Jets. Can Miami shake it off? Or has the annual December Swoon already begun, with no chance of reversing it?

Sm and Chris take look at the game that was, the game coming up, and what Miami needs to do to be successful against Zach Wilson and the no good, stinking, dirty Jets.

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Sam and Chris HATE The Washington Commanders! We hate teir new name, we hate their coaches and we definiately hate their underrated offense. Can Miami overcome all of this hatred to their ninth victory? Or will Sam Howell and company shock the world?

Plus, the boys discussthe latest episode of Hard Knocks, Mike McDaniel's "quirkiness" and more

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It's Jets week! And we HATE The Jets. From Joe Namath to Jumbo Elliott and now even Tim F'N Boyle...we loathe everything associated with the Jets! We will hate them even more if they somehow pull off a miracle and beat the first place Dolphins on Black Frday. Sam and Chris get you ready for the post-Thanksgiving festivities with this week 12 preview.

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