So the logbook tales continue. I am out of the RAF and seeking an airline job but in the downturn there are few available. In the meantime I am working for British Aerospace flying Tornado F3s on trials flights. I had also been given the chance to deliver a Hawk 100 series trainer to the Royal Malaysian Air Force. I left you at Bangkok having turned a brand new aircraft into a blow torch and nearly cooking an inquisitive guard.

Flying the last leg to RMAS Butterworth

We complete our 7,000 NM to Malaysia

Chasing the towed decoy trials

Some of Hoppy’s aircraft had parted company

We soon passed 600 knots and slipped through the sound barrier without a ripple

I went off to a little commercial uniform shop to pick up my first of the 4 different Virgin Atlantic uniforms I would wear over the next 25 years.

The Flight Crew Operating Manuals, from which they picked facts at random to put into the question paper.

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Colin will be visiting California in a few weeks and will speak at the Voices of Valor Gala Dinner, A Tribute to the Greatest Generation, to be held at the Palm Springs Air Museum California Gala Dinner on the 8th of February 2025. https://palmspringsairmuseum.org/gala/

Colin Bell telling us his story

The cockpit of a Mosquito

The Canadian Mosquito factory at Downsview, near Toronto, Ontario

RAF bomber crews eating their traditional breakfast after a mission

One of Chilon of Sparta’s famous quotes

Colin beside a painting of his Mosquito

Female German Army personnel and an AA gun battery

The dreaded white light indicating the presence of a Luftwaffe Me262 night fighter

Colin standing by an Me262 jet fighter showing us what he thought of being chased by one

The book of their exploits written by Colin’s navigator’s son

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This Tale is a continuation of the interview of World War II pilot Flight Lieutenant Colin Bell DFC. At the age of 103, Colin recalls with perfect clarity what it was like to fly his De Havilland DH 98 Mosquito bomber into action as part of a Pathfinder Squadron. This Tale is the second part of the interview with Colin, the opportunity for which I have to thank my old friend Bob Judson. Having had a high ranking career in the RAF, Bob is now a consultant in the field of psychological, life and executive coaching and has a podcast, Leading 4 Life, which explores leadership in the stories of his own life and those told by his many illustrious guests, such as Colin. Bob was kind enough to allow me to share in this opportunity to interview Colin. If you want to take advantage of Bob’s services or listen to his free podcast then check out his website, here: https://www.leading4life.co.uk/ and his great podcast here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2227500

The Nissen Hut was wartime emergency accommodation with a single coal burning heater. It was notoriously cold in the winter.

A No 608 Squadron Mosquito, B Baker March, takes off from RAF Downham Market

Bomber Command aircrew mission briefings

RAF Bombers attacking Berlin with Pathfinder flares below them

Most of Colin’s bombing attacks were made as individual aircraft

Colin Bell talking to us during his interview

Hanover under attack from US forces during a daylight raid

Germani Anti Aircraft Artillery

A Mosquito formation

A period description of how OBOE functioned

The bar of the Crown Hotel Downham Market

A Focke Wolf FW190A similar to the type that employed the Wild Boar tactic

Jimmy Stewart who flew the B17 and B24 in operational missions and became a Brigadier General in the USAF

Colin stands beside one of the few remaining Mosquitos

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You are sitting in your airliner and the handsome, pretty or in a non-binary sense cute, elegant, lovely or in a non exclusive way charming, fine, interesting or personable flight attendant is standing in front of you to demonstrate the safety features of your aircraft. Hopefully if you enjoy the airline pilot guy enough to be listening to this you might have more than just a passing interest in what safety equipment there is onboard the average big, well equipped, airliner.

Most airlines show the gender-specific pronouns that are typically used to refer to people in the way they identify

Door Arming controls

Girt Bar system that can be found on older style aircraft

Steph beside ‘her’ emergency exit

Slide use in theory and in practice

Disobeying safety instructions can lead to increased danger and possible loss of life

The early days of air travel

Jack Grant, an Australian, who invented the modern inflatable slide and won the Cumberland trophy

Aircraft safety equipment

Halon (halo-genated hydrocarbons) are the world’s best fire extinguishing chemicals but banned from manufacture

Safety cards through the history of aviation

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It is rare to have the opportunity to meet one of the brave young men who flew and fought in the Second World War so I was delighted to be able to talk to Flight Lieutenant Colin Bell DFC. At the age of 103, Colin recalls with perfect clarity what it was like to fly his De Havilland DH 98 Mosquito bomber into action as part of a Pathfinder Squadron.  This Tale is just the first part of the interview with Colin, the opportunity for which I have to thank my old friend Bob Judson.  Having had a high ranking career in the RAF, Bob is now a consultant in the field of psychological, life and executive coaching and has a podcast, Leading 4 Life, which explores leadership in the stories of his own life and those told by his many illustrious guests, such as Colin.  Bob was kind enough to allow me to share in this opportunity to interview Colin.  If you want to take advantage of Bob’s services or listen to his free podcast then check out his website, here: https://www.leading4life.co.uk/ and his great podcast here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2227500

Flt Lt Colin Bell DFC RAF

The lonely and dangerous job of a tail gunner

The PT17 Stearman

The Vultee BT-13A Valiant

The North American AT-6 Texan trainer AKA the Harvard.

The Bristol Blenheim

The de Havilland DH98 Mosquito

Colin with Bob (left) and myself (right) at the RAF Club in front of a painting of the Mosquito gifted to Colin and then presented to the RAF Club to display.

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I’m moving things on a bit in my logbook tales as it seems to be taking forever to get to the end so here’s the next one. I’d found a temporary job with the aircraft manufacturer British Aerospace flying Tornados and Hawks but now I was getting invitations to interview for jobs with a number of airlines. After months of drought, the flood gates seem to have opened and after wishing for just one offer I now had the opportunity to chose who I would go to. First, however, I needed to get through the interviews.

A Monarch A300

A Cathay Pacific Tristar

Virgin Megastores worldwide

RB’s Manor House and the album cover for Tubular Bells

Richard Branson starts his own airline, Virgin Atlantic

Northwest Airlines put in a substantial order for Airbus A340s which were then flown by Virgin Atlantic

The BAe Hawk delivery team

One of the RMAS Hawk 108s

In formation and we’re off to Malaysia

First stop Nice

Then on to Tanagra

Luxor

Dubai

Mumbai

A little ‘hot start’ in Bangkok

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My logbook tales continue and after 5 months without an income the bucket of shekels I had to keep us afloat was starting to run dry… I could see glimpses of the bottom. Luckily the mortgage on our modest 2 up, 2 down, 250 year old, Scottish stone, terraced cottage at Leuchars wasn’t excessive and we had pared our living expenses down to the bone.  The sniff of some flying work for British Aerospace down at their factory at Warton, however, was very, very welcome.

RAF Warton during construction in 1938

The TSR2 and Panavia Tornado, both built at Warton

The Eurofighter Typhoon, soon to begin construction at Warton

The F3 Tornado in weather

The BAe Hawk

The Joint Tactical Information Display System

An F3 Tornado with a towed decoy

A Monarch Airways Airbus A300

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Stories from my logbook continue with the last few weeks of my service career, which were a blur of form signing, return of equipment, formal dinners, informal parties, speeches and gifts, all accompanied by feelings of regret and excitement at to what my future held. I flew my last flight in an F3 leading a 3 ship out over the Scottish highlands and then, after everyone had landed, I beat up the squadron low and fast. I then planned to do a low, slow pass with a full burner pull-up into the vertical…

My full burner climb ended ignominiously when one reheat failed to light!

The mecca of all things truckie! Brize Norton.

The horrors of learning Morse Code!

The Campaign Against Aviation

The PA34 of British Aerospace which I flew at Prestwick

Finally, the proud holder of an ATPL

At last, the sniff of a job!

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Log book stories still abound but I’m now on the last volume of my small collection of RAF Form 414s.  Unbeknown to me back then, my time in the Air Force was fast coming to a close. When I was offered the job on the Tornado it was on the understanding that I would serve an additional year to amortise the cost of training and I was now in coming up to the completion of my term of service, 19 years or aged 38 which ever was longer.  If I signed on again it would be to age 55.  What’s more, I needed to make up my mind as the RAF wanted 18 months of notice of my decision… would I stay or leave.

The F3 Tornado

He used a mixture of chicken entrails, throwing bones and gazing into his crystal balls to tell me my fortune

With their glory days behind them the young guns often treated Specialist Aircrew with scant respect and as their skills grew tired and their experience became tarnished with age they sometimes had little to offer but old war stories

The KC135 equipped for probe and drogue refuelling

RAF weather colour codes

My ATPL study books

An F3 equipped for QRA

The result of a midair collision

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In the words of it’s benefactor, “It has been described as the most exclusive Club in the world, but the entrance fee is something most men would not care to pay and the conditions of membership are arduous in the extreme.” Other clubs that sprang up during the World Wars are more a measure of the bravado, luck or good fortune of its members to make use of an aircraft’s emergency survival equipment but the club I will tell you about today is one that honoured the grim stubbornness of its members to overcome the pain and disfigurement of their injuries with stoical good (if rather dark) humour.  The Guinea Pig Club.

The badge of the Guinea Pig Club

McIndoe

McIndoe and his patients

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