Kate’s back from Rome and Jacqueline is fresh off a nap. Screens on the flight. Can we get this man a board? Unbelievably, unexpectedly granted access to a lounge. Best Pret. Double salads and puddings. What does it mean to pull a Novak? Cooking for two and divvying up the portions. Live wood, but not. Memories of Olive Boulee. How did you learn about airport lounge policies? War torn over a warm meal in the air, the comfort of fire. We’re going back to Italy. Soon. Worrying about reservations is now a thing of the past! Goop kitchen. 

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You’re not a fraud if your pathology briefly lifts. Kate has found a pretty good deodorant and Jacqueline replies to a friend’s Bader inquiry. Eye contact with an advertisement. A particular makeup wipe is affirmed. The airport lounge doesn’t allow takeout. Kate is headed to Rome. Toxicity levels in the back of the plane. Night malls. The heaven poem, revisited. 

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When you recommend Poog and it’s a couple of broads sitting in silence. Beyond the smear, the dribble, the dry ice of molecular gastronomy. The bedroom eye and a fundamental misunderstanding of the magic. Electrolyte cocktails and a quiet addiction. Don’t carry your food on a river of water. Do send this one to your friends.

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This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: The danger of the third rail. Coffee. The leap from skim milk to whole milk. Calcium. Kate explains a recent allergic reaction. Osteoporosis. The addiction to epiphanies is wrestled with. Jacqueline urges Kate to watch Joy Luck Club. The romance and intensity of the movie theater experience is explored. The hags expand on the experience of separating from the group and going to the bathroom alone. They beg for resort access. 

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Kate got eaten alive and will die in this town. Days before the taping, JN has and hasn’t let go. A porridge is introduced but no mugs will suffice for dinner. The British in Hollywood. An Oscar special must be done. Haunted shapewear trips, haunted organ meat meals. 

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A glimpse into the Hags’ text thread, sisterhood. Unexpected Poog listeners continue to reveal themselves. Seeing an ad for a product you already have. If it's truly the shadow, you do not see it. Dreams of an owl. 5 foot feather boa, for the community. The neck is gone. Kate circles back on stem cells and packing light.

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Kate’s been out dancing the night away again and Jacqueline got THE facial. An inexplicable pimple’s origin. Motor Mouth in the Chair, Celsius in the Mouth. Was it… the umbilical all along? The hags don’t claim to be the experts. Low-level zinging is occurring. Wedding confusion is cleared up and eating before bed finally addressed. Whose water bottle is truly larger? Matcha Americano Style, Propolis, Deep Chocolate, and people as trophies. 

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Jacqueline enters vibrating from her bionic thighs. Kate fell asleep reading like Rembrandt. A cat sanctuary, the death of Caesar, historicity and a Hemp Virginia Slim. Modernity robs. A new high end hand cream with a pump saves. Doth the candle sconce profess too much? A profound psycho-spiritual breakthrough is made. Choose your invisible objects. Outside-in. The passive and active phases of the Dark Night. To preserve a facialist's show. Move your furniture today.

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Kate has been working out. Jacqueline’s “wedding” is a euphemism for taping her special. Naked dancing again. Should we fear the plastics of our blenders? The Jackie Special. Going beyond the breaking point. Where is Hyman? Racket sports crossing the midline. Cerebellum obsession. Conductors; trains or symphonies? A cat retrieval is attempted live on air. Renting out the spa. Avocado Chocolate Mousse. A certain cocktail made famous by Poog appears to be returning. Paths to remembering who you are. Can hags make How to Weep in Public a bestseller this week?

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