Buckle in for another outrageous round with Monica, the Proper True Yarn Podcast's resident chaos magnet. From a demented old fella begging for a happy ending to snapping on with diesel fitters and dodging Tinder catfish, this one’s got everything. Hospital horror stories, fights on nightclub stairs, naked furries at Sydney mansion parties, and enough one-liners to fill a toolbox. The Cougar Queen is back — and she’s after a bloke with a boat and the balls to banter.

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The queen of carnage is back, and she’s spilling more than tea. In this episode, Monica dishes out raw advice for the fellas on how not to suck on Tinder, breaks down what gets an instant swipe left, and shares even more rogue hospital yarns — including a dementia patient with chlamydia, a doctor with a dud dick, and a Tinder date that ended in a taxidermy nightmare. If you’re after outrageous banter and wild medical mishaps, this one’s for you.

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Monica’s back on the pod and this one is nothing short of chaos. From accidentally treating a Tinder match’s gravel rash to a dementia patient who shoved pistachio shells in his foreskin, this episode will leave you speechless. Brett and Monica dive into wild hospital admissions, Tinder horror stories, and why wedding rings don’t belong anywhere near your penis. Unfiltered, hilarious, and definitely not safe for work – it’s another Proper True Yarn you won’t forget.

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Back for round two, Monica the Nurse is back in the chair and firing on all cylinders. From a fisting-induced mystery bleed to a four-way STI transmission with a bonus family twist, this episode is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Monica dive deep into the wild world of regional hospitals, hermaphrodite anatomy, and machete-related misunderstandings. It’s raw, unfiltered, and guaranteed to make you laugh, squirm, and maybe rethink your next Tinder date.

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In one of the wildest chats yet, Brett sits down with Monica Kenny-Byers—a regional nurse and self-proclaimed unit—to unpack some truly unholy stories from the hospital floor. From the now-infamous “passionfruit patient” to 21 Questions: Rectal Foreign Body Edition, this yarn goes deep (literally). Monica doesn’t hold back as she recounts what people will shove up their arse and why flat bases save lives. It’s chaotic, educational, and downright hilarious.

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From a race car bursting into flames mid-lap to torching a ute on the trailer before the race even finished, this yarn with Scott Risky is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Risky trade full-throttle stories about high-speed mishaps, adrenaline-fuelled recoveries, and one unforgettable truck wreck that went unseen for ten hours. With wild tales from the track, the pits, and under Queensland bridges, this one’s pure mechanical madness. Full send, no filter, plenty of laughs.

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From flogging rental vans around racetracks to dodging speeding trucks in a midnight highway near-miss, Scott Risky is back with Brett for another unfiltered yarn session. They dive into some of the loosest rental car stories you’ve ever heard, tradesman mishaps that will leave you in stitches, and high-stakes towing encounters that could’ve ended much worse. High-octane, full-send storytelling with plenty of laughs, near-deaths, and broomstick backfires.

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In this confronting episode, host and former funeral director Brett sits down again with Scott Andriske to share the darkest, rawest side of life on the road. From a catastrophic bus crash that tore through homes and nearly claimed a busload of kids, to a heartbreaking fatal hit-and-run involving people close to Scott—this is the unfiltered truth of what first responders and towies really face. The boys talk trauma, desensitisation, and the unseen weight of being first on scene. Not for the faint-hearted, but absolutely real.

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In one of the most confronting episodes yet, Scott Andriske returns to unpack the full story behind the infamous SeaWorld helicopter crash. From getting the New Year’s Day callout while his whole family was overseas, to coordinating barges, excavators, tow trucks, and dealing with live media coverage and police, this yarn is raw, intense, and unforgettable. Scott gives a firsthand account of the crash recovery mission, the emotional toll, and the chaos of working under pressure with the whole nation watching. A gripping insight into what happens after the headlines fade.

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From launching pistons through the house to nearly blowing up the yard with a corn-firing spud gun, this episode with Scott “Risky" Andriske is absolute bedlam in the best way. The Logan tow truck legend shares wild yarns from the road basher days—banging $400 bombs, flipping cars at parties, and sending moped races through the workshop. But it’s not all wreckage—Scott’s also a serious racer, taking on 25-hour enduros in Europe and flying the Aussie flag at Spa and Donington. One minute it’s forklifts through windscreens, the next it’s going wheel-to-wheel in Belgian rain. This episode is full throttle.

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