In one of the wildest chats yet, Brett sits down with Monica Kenny-Byers—a regional nurse and self-proclaimed unit—to unpack some truly unholy stories from the hospital floor. From the now-infamous “passionfruit patient” to 21 Questions: Rectal Foreign Body Edition, this yarn goes deep (literally). Monica doesn’t hold back as she recounts what people will shove up their arse and why flat bases save lives. It’s chaotic, educational, and downright hilarious.

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From a race car bursting into flames mid-lap to torching a ute on the trailer before the race even finished, this yarn with Scott Risky is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Risky trade full-throttle stories about high-speed mishaps, adrenaline-fuelled recoveries, and one unforgettable truck wreck that went unseen for ten hours. With wild tales from the track, the pits, and under Queensland bridges, this one’s pure mechanical madness. Full send, no filter, plenty of laughs.

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From flogging rental vans around racetracks to dodging speeding trucks in a midnight highway near-miss, Scott Risky is back with Brett for another unfiltered yarn session. They dive into some of the loosest rental car stories you’ve ever heard, tradesman mishaps that will leave you in stitches, and high-stakes towing encounters that could’ve ended much worse. High-octane, full-send storytelling with plenty of laughs, near-deaths, and broomstick backfires.

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In this confronting episode, host and former funeral director Brett sits down again with Scott Andriske to share the darkest, rawest side of life on the road. From a catastrophic bus crash that tore through homes and nearly claimed a busload of kids, to a heartbreaking fatal hit-and-run involving people close to Scott—this is the unfiltered truth of what first responders and towies really face. The boys talk trauma, desensitisation, and the unseen weight of being first on scene. Not for the faint-hearted, but absolutely real.

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In one of the most confronting episodes yet, Scott Andriske returns to unpack the full story behind the infamous SeaWorld helicopter crash. From getting the New Year’s Day callout while his whole family was overseas, to coordinating barges, excavators, tow trucks, and dealing with live media coverage and police, this yarn is raw, intense, and unforgettable. Scott gives a firsthand account of the crash recovery mission, the emotional toll, and the chaos of working under pressure with the whole nation watching. A gripping insight into what happens after the headlines fade.

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From launching pistons through the house to nearly blowing up the yard with a corn-firing spud gun, this episode with Scott “Risky" Andriske is absolute bedlam in the best way. The Logan tow truck legend shares wild yarns from the road basher days—banging $400 bombs, flipping cars at parties, and sending moped races through the workshop. But it’s not all wreckage—Scott’s also a serious racer, taking on 25-hour enduros in Europe and flying the Aussie flag at Spa and Donington. One minute it’s forklifts through windscreens, the next it’s going wheel-to-wheel in Belgian rain. This episode is full throttle.

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In this final yarn with GT champ Ricky Collard, the stories hit top gear. From almost making it to F1, to wild parties in paddocks and burnouts with Sebastian Vettel in Christian Horner’s driveway – Ricky lets loose like never before. He unpacks why he’d still take on an F1 seat today, the reality of missing out due to money, and his dream of racing full-time in Australia. Oh, and there's also cow stampedes, bear-hunting dogs, and a few yarns we probably can’t legally print. Buckle up, it’s proper.

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Strap in for a full-throttle ride with British GT champ Ricky Collard as he breaks down the brutal reality of 24-hour racing – from sleep-deprived stints at 3AM to smelling sausages while ripping past German bogans in the Nürburgring woods. Ricky unpacks the chaos of race week, what it takes to stay sharp behind the wheel, why night racing is electric, and the sheer power of driving an F2 beast. You’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll probably want to sink a tin in a hot tub trackside. It’s proper true yarns from one of the fastest blokes on the planet.

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Ever wondered what it really costs to become a professional race car driver? British GT Champion Ricky Collard lays it all out in this jaw-dropping episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast. From $500,000 karting seasons to $5 million Formula 2 campaigns, this yarn breaks down just how deep your pockets need to be to chase the chequered flag. Ricky and Knuckles rip into the brutal financial reality behind motorsport, the chaos of tyre bills, why talent alone isn't enough, and why even the best in the game are still paying to drive. A no-BS, flat-out ride into the wild world of racing.

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Strap in for this absolute belter of an episode as British GT champion Ricky Collard drops by the Proper True Yarn Podcast. From growing up on a farm with more horsepower than luxury to racing against names like Verstappen and Leclerc, Ricky’s journey has been anything but boring. He recounts a near-death crash in Italy, hospital stays with popped lungs, and rolling a farm bomb VW Polo with a broken shoulder—cheered on by his old man. It’s raw, honest, and a laugh-a-minute insight into what it really takes to make it in motorsport, and how yarning might just be more profitable than racing.

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