Proper True Yarn

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  • Marketplace Prank Gone Wrong
    In this episode, we're joined by the Reese Bros, winners of the 2023 TikTok Awards for Comedy Creator of the Year. The conversation kicks off with a lively discussion about their experience at the awards ceremony, including the highlights and overall excitement of the event.
    As the Reese Bros delve into their background, they share a unique upbringing spent in a demountable container where they had to share a room, fostering a strong bond between them from an early age.
    The podcast takes an amusing turn as the brothers recount some memorable encounters with fans while filming their content. While they appreciate the support, these interactions can sometimes pose challenges when trying to capture specific shots for their videos.
    One particularly entertaining yarn involves the Reese Bros filming a prank where they attempt to negotiate prices down even further at a marketplace after purchasing items off Facebook in their Lamborghini. The resulting interactions with sellers lead to some hilarious and unexpected moments, showcasing the brothers' knack for comedy and improvisation.
    Tune in to hear more about the Reese Bros' journey as social media influencers and creators, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and memorable encounters with fans and strangers alike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
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    Zak Palmas
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    17 min
  • The World's Biggest Turkey
    In the final episode with the legendary Richard Vary, known as the king of Kyogle, the conversation kicks off with a fascinating tidbit about the owner of the world's largest turkey statue, which is situated on Richard's farm. This massive turkey, weighing approximately 50 tonnes and constructed from concrete, has become a local landmark. To make things even more interesting, the local RDO owner has strategically placed two brand-new John Deere tractors on either side of the turkey as a clever advertisement for their dealership.The episode takes a lighthearted turn as Richard and the hosts engage in a series of entertaining yarns shared by the yarners and yarnettes. The first story involves a humorous mix-up where someone initially mentioned a "dugong," a marine mammal, but later turned out to be referring to a "dugite," an Australian snake. This amusing confusion sets the tone for more delightful tales.Next up is a story from a firefighter who experienced some peculiar behavior from a farmer in Dalby during a fire-fighting operation. The farmer's mysterious actions involving guard dogs and a shed known as the "Bro Tel" leave listeners intrigued and entertained.Fitzy the Kiwi contributes a wild yarn about losing a tooth, adding an element of humor to the episode.The final yarn involves a young fellow who humorously highlights the difference between his wife and a pancake, delivering a humorous punchline that's sure to bring smiles. As a fitting conclusion to the episode, the hosts pose their guest questions to Richard, allowing listeners to gain further insights into his life and experiences.Join in for a delightful and entertaining final episode with Richard Vary, the king of Kyogle, and enjoy a variety of engaging yarns that will leave you both amused and intrigued.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
    Zak Palmas
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    20 min
  • Get Yourself Checked, Cancer Is A Silent Killer
    In this episode, Richard Vary shares some humorous and insightful stories from his life, including a tale about his biggest ever mistake. Richard recounts the time when he thought it would be hilarious to play a prank on his mother by locking her in the outdoor longdrop dunny. He then reminisces about the day he was kicked off the bus and had to walk home for three miles because he wouldn't stop talking.Richard also shares a funny story involving his mate, Dave, who unknowingly mixed whiskey with vinegar, believing it to be a delightful concoction. Laughter ensues as Richard recalls Dave's unexpected reaction to the unusual drink.Another entertaining story revolves around Richard's determination to go see his mate in Geneva after a few bottles of homemade red wine. With his family preventing him from driving any of the cars, Richard takes matters into his own hands and embarks on a memorable journey in his tractor. Along the way, he encounters a random breath test checkpoint, leading to a comical interaction with the police.Richard's storytelling takes a suspenseful turn as he recounts a daring encounter under a truck while attempting to fix the brakes. He finds himself face to face with a massive brown snake and spends a nerve-wracking 72 hours waiting for the snake to depart.The episode takes a more serious tone as Richard emphasises the importance of monitoring one's health. He shares a pivotal moment in his life when he noticed changes in his voice and consulted a doctor. After a thorough examination, he was diagnosed with throat cancer, a condition that required immediate attention. Richard's candid message to listeners is to prioritise their health and seek medical attention if anything feels amiss, as early detection can save lives.Tune in for a diverse range of stories, from humour and adventure to valuable life lessons, in this captivating episode with Richard Vary.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
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    18 min
  • The White Wolf
    In this new episode, we welcome Richard Vary, a relative of Knuckles and a seasoned cattle farmer with a unique invention to his name. Richard shares a wide array of fascinating stories from his life's adventures.He kicks things off with tales from his logging days, recounting the massive trees he tackled in various parts of the world, including Australia, New Zealand, the USA, and Canada. Richard even shares a captivating story of an American Indian logger's dramatic descent down a treacherous range, involving a white wolf and a heart-pounding escape.Richard takes us on a thrilling journey to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, where he joined over 500,000 bikers for a seven-day event. He shares stories of his Harley Davidson days and the unforgettable experiences he had while riding.Richard's humorous anecdotes include encounters with witty old ladies and amusing mishaps. From wearing a hat and scarf in the hospital to dealing with cheeky remarks, he has a knack for finding humor in life's situations.As Richard faced a battle with cancer and underwent radiation treatment, he shares a powerful moment when he saw the white wolf, symbolizing hope and resilience. This inspiring encounter led him to get a tattoo of the white wolf on his arm, signifying his determination to overcome adversity.In addition to his farming and logging endeavors, Richard delves into the world of drag racing, showcasing his impressive list of cars, including an EH Holden, XT GT Falcon, Monaro 327, XW GT Falcon, and a two-door XA GT from back in 1966.Tune in for a captivating episode filled with unforgettable stories, humor, and the indomitable spirit of Richard Vary.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
    Zak Palmas
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    20 min
  • Shot Dead Over A Thai Massage
    In this epic final episode with Marty & Michael, the listener yarns start pouring in from their devoted yarners and yarnettes. As the boys dive into these listener stories, hilarity ensues, and laughter fills the air.However, amidst the laughter and entertaining tales, one particular story takes a dark and unexpected turn. Marty & Michael share a jaw-dropping yarn about their experiences in Thailand, where they witnessed a shocking and tragic event - a man being shot dead in the streets.The episode takes a wild and intense turn as they recount the details of this harrowing incident. This final episode is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat, with laughter, surprises, and stories that you won't soon forget. Don't miss out on the thrilling and unforgettable conclusion to Marty & Michael's podcast journey.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
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    TikTok: @knucklesctc
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    41 min
  • Beating A Prostitute For $400
    In this episode, Marty and Michael take you on a hilarious and outrageous journey into their past when they had a TV show on a local network channel called Bris31. This show would mark their final foray into television before they fully embraced the online world of content creation.As they recount the behind-the-scenes antics of their TV gig, you'll hear about a wild night that unfolded after consuming a mixture of Valium and whiskey. The time was around 4 am, and Marty decided it was the perfect moment for prank calls, particularly to prostitutes, with the aim of creating absurd and chaotic scenarios.However, one unexpected twist took their night into uncharted territory. Marty received a text message from one of the prostitutes, offering him a hefty sum of $400 for a unique request: to pick her up and "slap her around a little bit." To the boys, this was a considerable amount of money, and they couldn't resist the temptation.Armed with rope, duct tape, and a sense of curiosity, they embarked on a journey that quickly spiraled into chaos. The night took unexpected turns and got wilder by the minute. Tune in to this episode to hear the rest of this incredible and uproarious adventure that left them with unforgettable memories and stories to share.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    🤠 Meet the Hosts
    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
    Zak Palmas
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    18 min
  • Fighting A French Gang
    In this episode, join Marty and Michael as they take you on a wild journey through their 100-day Euro trip adventure. Buckle up for a hilarious and sometimes hair-raising recount of their travels, filled with excessive drinking, shenanigans, and unexpected brawls.As they reminisce about their European escapades, you'll hear about their outrageous stunts, including Michael's audacious claim to fame as the lead singer of Gyroscope. Discover how this fabricated identity led to free drinks, women, and exclusive entry into bars across the continent.However, the real mayhem begins in Paris, where the boys test the theory that cars will stop for pedestrians. Michael's encounter with a car's bonnet and a punch from a French local sets off a chaotic brawl that leaves teeth knocked out and a dance floor cleared. With the police involved, the situation escalates, leading to a surprising revelation about the opposing gang involved.Tune in to this unforgettable episode to hear about their wild night in Paris, hospital visits, and Marty's ironic encounter with the Eiffel Tower, all while navigating the unpredictable world of European travel. Get ready for laughter, mayhem, and a glimpse into the epic tales of Marty and Michael's Euro trip misadventures.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
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    17 min
  • The Whirlpool That Almost Took Michael
    In this heart-pounding episode of "Proper True Yarn," Marty and Michael take you on a thrilling adventure as they recount the time when Michael's life hung in the balance. The story begins on a rainy day in Brisbane, where the boys, working as tennis coaches, found themselves with some unexpected free time due to the downpour.With storm drains flooding and rain pouring relentlessly, the duo hatched a plan to ride the raging rapids of the stormwater drains on a boogie board. They met up with their friend Henry, and their journey began under a bridge where they clung to their boards in the fast-moving, dark-chocolate-colored waters.As they floated downstream, the boys decided to release their grip and experience the full thrill of the ride, with the intention of grabbing onto branches about 200 meters downstream for a safe exit. But fate had other plans when they encountered a whirlpool of epic proportions.In a terrifying moment, Michael got sucked into the whirlpool's vortex, and what followed was a life-and-death struggle against the dark and tumultuous waters. Michael's desperate fight for survival included gasping for air in stormwater, an act that defied his mother's warnings not to swim in floodwaters.As Marty and Michael relive this harrowing experience, they emphasize the dangers of stormwater drains and the unexpected turns life can take. Join them in this gripping episode of "Proper True Yarn," where real-life adventures and near-misses unfold in their trademark humorous and captivating style.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    📞 Get involved🎤 Send a voice message to the boys.
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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
    Zak Palmas
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    11 min
  • We Found A Raped Man
    In this episode of "Proper True Yarn," Marty and Michael, the dynamic duo from their famous YouTube channel, bring their unique brand of humor and storytelling to the podcast. They dive into a wide range of topics, starting with a hilarious tale about a festival-goer's failed attempt to sneak in with a helium balloon filled with party pills.The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Marty shares an eye-opening revelation from his wife about the banning of sniffer dogs at festivals and its unintended consequences. As the boys exchange stories, they recount a shocking and harrowing incident involving their friend Stewie when they were in their late teens.Venturing into darker territory, they describe a night when they were young, broke, and walking home after a night of drinking. Along the way, they stumble upon a homeless man in distress at Downey Park, leading to a courageous intervention and a subsequent encounter with the legal system.As Marty and Michael share the events that unfolded during that fateful night, they reflect on the strange and unexpected twists that life can throw your way. With their trademark humor and candid storytelling, they provide a riveting and memorable podcast experience that will keep you entertained from start to finish.Join Marty and Michael for another episode of "Proper True Yarn," where laughter, shock, and moments of deep reflection intertwine in a rollercoaster of storytelling.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    📞 Get involved🎤 Send a voice message to the boys.
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    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
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    16 min
  • Bashing Marty & Michael
    Marty and Michael, the dynamic YouTube duo known for their entertaining content, join the podcast. The episode kicks off with talks about an upcoming showdown in the podcasting ring – Marty & Michael vs. Knuckles & Bryze at the Podcast Royale. The hosts also share their recent experience attending a training camp with Alexander Volkanovski, the renowned UFC featherweight champion.As the conversation unfolds, Marty and Michael recount the amusing incident when they had to choose a walkout song for their training camp with Volkanovski. They dive into the details of their time at the camp, including a hilarious prank they played on Volkanovski, simulating a chokehold that left him bewildered.Adding to the mix, the hosts discuss how they've been taunted by a friend of Knuckles (BT) with false claims about Knuckles' training with Tai Tuivasa and Bryze's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu credentials, all in good humour.The episode also delves into the background of the Podcast Royale event, tracing its origins from a call-in on Alpha Blokes to Knuckles' idea of bringing together Australia's top podcasters for a boxing extravaganza. The story includes the initial challenge to The Inspired Unemployed, which led to Marty and Michael stepping into the ring as their formidable opponents.Listeners can anticipate an exciting blend of humour, camaraderie, and a taste of the growing podcasting rivalry in this episode with Marty and Michael.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    📞 Get involved🎤 Send a voice message to the boys.
    Drop us a yarn or question and you might feature on the show.
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    Instagram: @propertrueyarn
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    🤠 Meet the Hosts
    Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
    Instagram: @countrytruckercaps
    TikTok: @knucklesctc
    Zak Palmas
    Instagram: @zpdigitals
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    22 min

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Welcome to "Proper True Yarn," the podcast that takes you on a rollicking journey through the wildest, funniest, and most extraordinary stories from around the globe. Join your host, the one and…

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